Need Diet jokes, pictures, saying's, funny stories.

Discussion in 'Cambridge Weight Plan' started by Nick, 15 November 2006 Social URL.

  1. Nick

    Nick Need help

    Diet:
    Cambridge Diet/ Slimming World
    Hi Everyone,:)

    This is a strange thing to ask from you all. I am in charge at work to write the staff monthly newsletter. Which i enjoy but find it difficult to think of things to put into it as i don't alway's get much feed back from my work colleges regarding it. :confused:
    The staff really enjoy the newsletter and would miss it if i stopped it. I wanted to do a section about dieting and maybe feature some jokes, pictures, sayings, funny stories etc relating to this( not one's to affend). I would like to put it in the January issue as i think the topic would fit in with that time of year.
    The staff all know that i have been on the Cambridge diet and successfully lost weight so having a topic like diet wouldn't be a surprise to them.
    Any idea's guy's as i want to convert everyone to use this diet and see dieting as fun not a chore.

    Thanks everyone :)
     
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  3. FatFairNForty(ish)

    FatFairNForty(ish) Gold Member

    Goal Weight:
    11st10lb
    Diet:
    Cambridge - Sole Source
    Not sure if it's any help, but I don't know of any jokes or sayings per se... but if you can use anything at all from my diary you are very welcome.. change names to protect the innocent and all that.. lol
     
  4. Lola

    Lola Regular Member

    Start Weight:
    14st7lb
    Current Weight:
    13st6lb
    Goal Weight:
    10st10lb
    Lost(%):
    1st1lb(7.39%)
    Diet:
    Cambridge
    Couple of pics here, or how about some funny diet sayings

    fridge pickers wear big knickers that kind of thing?
     

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  5. KD

    KD Gone fishing

    Diet:
    Was Cambridge, now maintaining
    [​IMG]

    :)
     
  6. Nick

    Nick Need help

    Diet:
    Cambridge Diet/ Slimming World
    Thankyou they are really good so far. Made me laugh:D
     
  7. Nick

    Nick Need help

    Diet:
    Cambridge Diet/ Slimming World
    It's good to have a sense of humour dont you think?
     
  8. FatFairNForty(ish)

    FatFairNForty(ish) Gold Member

    Goal Weight:
    11st10lb
    Diet:
    Cambridge - Sole Source
    good? it's flippin' critical! lol ;)
     
  9. KD

    KD Gone fishing

    Diet:
    Was Cambridge, now maintaining
    Sense of humour? What's that then. Reckon I lost mine with my pounds ;)

    Okay, perhaps I just need to retrain again :D

    The art of weighing

    1. Weigh yourself fully clothed after dinner and again the next morning without clothes and before breakfast, because it's nice to see how much weight you've lost overnight!

    2. Never weigh yourself with wet hair.

    3. When weighing, remove everything, including eyeglasses. In this case, blurred vision is an asset. Don't forget to remove jewelry as it could weigh as much as a pound!

    4. Buy only cheap scales, never the medical kind. Accuracy is the enemy and high quality scales are very accurate.

    5. Always go to the bathroom first.

    6. Weigh yourself after a haircut, this is good for up to half a pound of hair (hopefully).

    7. Exhale with all your might BEFORE stepping onto the scale. (Air has weight, right?)

    8. Start out with just one foot on the scale, then holding onto a towel rod slowly edge your other foot onto the scale while slowly releasing the towel rod. Admittedly, this takes time, but it's worth it. You will weigh at least two pounds less than if you'd stepped onto the scale normally.

     
  10. KD

    KD Gone fishing

    Diet:
    Was Cambridge, now maintaining
    Okay...another

    Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes.
    -- Author unknown

    The older you get the harder it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have become good friends.
    -- Author unknown

    I try to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
    -- Author unknown

    I get enough exercise just pushing my luck and jumping to conclusions.
    -- Author unknown

    I am in shape. Round's a shape.
    -- Author unknown

    Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the four food groups: the bonbon group, the salty snack group, the caffeine group, and the whatever-the-thing-in-the-tinfoil-in-the-back-of-the-fridge-is group.
    -- Author unknown

    I'm on a 30-day diet. So far I've lost 15 days.
    -- Author unknown

    Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells are forever.
    -- Author unknown

    Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
    -- Author unknown

    Diet is 'Die' with a 't'.
    -- Author unknown

    I'm not fat, I'm just short for my weight.
    -- Author unknown

    Blessed are they who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
    -- Author Unknown

     
  11. MadamDotty

    MadamDotty Back again!

    Diet:
    The Harcombe Diet
    I like those Karion :D
     
  12. Nick

    Nick Need help

    Diet:
    Cambridge Diet/ Slimming World
    I am not going to be writing a newsletter at this rate i will be writing a newspaper.:D

    Didn't think i would get get any feed back like this. "Wonna job"

    Nick :)
     
  13. Mini

    Mini Administrator Staff Member

    Start Weight:
    18st0lb
    Current Weight:
    16st5lb
    Lost(%):
    1st9lb(9.13%)
    Diet:
    Slimming World
    Q: Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit tin?

    A: The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon and made his breakaway in a taxi!
     
  14. FatFairNForty(ish)

    FatFairNForty(ish) Gold Member

    Goal Weight:
    11st10lb
    Diet:
    Cambridge - Sole Source
    groan.... lol
     
  15. Nick

    Nick Need help

    Diet:
    Cambridge Diet/ Slimming World
    I love it

    Thankyou:)
     
  16. mrs tweedy

    mrs tweedy Regular Member

    Diet:
    cambridge
    Nothing to do with dieting but I just love this little pic: I think it's the shifty eyes on the mugs, it cracks me up every time lol
     

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  17. Nick

    Nick Need help

    Diet:
    Cambridge Diet/ Slimming World
    See what you mean. :)

    Nick :)
     
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