not posted a funny 4 a while so.....

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  1. fatblokeonabike

    fatblokeonabike Full Member

    slim fast.
    Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.

    The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

    The Coroner tells the Inspector: 'First body: An Italian , 60, died
    Of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.'

    'Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the
    Lottery, spent it all on whisky, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the Smile.'

    The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'
    'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one. Paddy Murphy,

    Irish, 30, struck by lightning.'

    'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.

    'Thought he was having his picture taken'.

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  3. abz

    abz Gold Member

    :D a wee bit morbid but it made me smile :D

    abz xx
  4. pete10141748

    pete10141748 Postaholic

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    funny stuff! :D
  5. susan70

    susan70 Gold Member

  6. wants2bnormal

    wants2bnormal 6 stone to lose!

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    lol very good! :D
  7. misscheeky

    misscheeky Gold Member

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