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O/T somethings to make you think

eye6769

Vegetarian who lives2eat
#1
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren`t people from Holland called Holes?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I`ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
 
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furrystomper

BATMAN & ROBIN FOREVER
#4
lmao, love it. was having a rubbish day today and you have just made me smile :D
 

squiddie

Starting Again!
#5
Ooo I love these things, get the grey cells buzzing - all two of them!

  • If ‘pro’ is the opposite of ‘con’, is ‘progress’ the opposite of ‘congress’?
  • Don’t you think, the term, ‘free gift’ consists of a redundant usage of words?
  • If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  • Would you believe in a liar who admits he is one?
 


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