obsessed with sex!!!!!!!!

[lillie]

The last time i went on a date was before my hubby. My best mate set me up with her older cousinWe were dancing and his false leg fell off,right there on the dance floor.I went to the loo and tryed to fit my size 16 arse through as size 12 window(story of my life) anyway I got stuck and ended up hanging out of the window with the one legged guy screaming at my arse that I was a *****! I'm hoping your date goes smoother lipo lady!!!!!

stop i nearly weedxx

 

[TracyJ]

Lol ffbb bloody hell!!! Lady you will be great hun, pretend the water is vodka! xxx

 

[ladylipo]

The last time i went on a date was before my hubby. My best mate set me up with her older cousinWe were dancing and his false leg fell off,right there on the dance floor.I went to the loo and tryed to fit my size 16 arse through as size 12 window(story of my life) anyway I got stuck and ended up hanging out of the window with the one legged guy screaming at my arse that I was a *****! I'm hoping your date goes smoother lipo lady!!!!!

OMG i sweat to god im nearly after wetting myself laughing at that ha ha his leg falling off ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[fattothin]

Waheyyy! How come a thread that mentions sex grows instantly? lol.
You women will corrupt my innocent mind xxx

 

[TracyJ]

Lol i can picture it now!!! xxx

 

[ladylipo]

Lol ffbb bloody hell!!! Lady you will be great hun, pretend the water is vodka! xxx

He might think i had a tad drinking problem then lol guzling pints of raw vodka lol

 

[TracyJ]

hahahaha good point he will think he is well in there lol xx

 

[Taz]

Waheyyy! How come a thread that mentions sex grows instantly? lol.
You women will corrupt my innocent mind xxx

And I'm sure you will never forgive us

 

[fattyfattybumbum]

I know it was like a barbie doll leg comming down his pants, then a pop and it was out. I'm unlucky like that I met my hubby in the A&E when I swallowed a hairclip in 199 (a good ) year. I look thinner lying down.

 

[lillie]

how the hell did you swallow a hair clip,

 

[TracyJ]

Hey stop gong off the older men subject! lol x

 

[Alex]

None of you goodlooking ladies like the younger man then ?

 

[TracyJ]

Errr you didnt ask our ages how du know we are older Apparently younger men have much more energy? xx

 

[lillie]

ive got one sorry (26 im 30) tracy just loves men fullstop x

 

[fattyfattybumbum]

I was doing my hair am had a hairclip in my mouth and was laughing at something and it just went back,lodged in my lower windpipe so I thought I'd better leg it A&e and see about it my hubby was the radiologist. He though my clumsiness was cute!Didn't take long before that wore off, specially as I knocked his dad off his bike a month later.Can't take a flippin joke!men

 

[TracyJ]

Lol Lil! Very true though haha x

 

[fattyfattybumbum]

I'd like a younger man if his legs were his own and didn't have a machanical ear(don't ask) soo if your body parts are your own I'm easy to please.

 

[fattothin]

Older men know which buttons to press and chew, suck, lick, moisten, tickle,flick,tweek,carress.....sorry getting carried away

 

[TracyJ]

Lol ffb byou are hilarious!! Great story about the hubby too xx

 

[TracyJ]

Garry that shocked even me!! lol x