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"ode to the James and the cambridge diet"


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i wrote my boyfriend a poem because he feels a little rubbish, we're coming to the end of day 2 and he looks like he's about to crack!

james' tummy is rumbling
and i can see his willpower crumbling
he wants to get fed
cuz he feels close to dead
“get me a pie” he is mumbling

to the toilet, he's scrambling
“why did we do this” he's rambling
he searches for food
but decides to be good
and does his routine 'toffee bar fumbling'

aw well, it raised a bit of a smile....
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Tell him to keep at it! It'll get much better very soon, I promise - he may feel a little worse tomorrow (pehraps not tell him that!) but day 4/5 he'll be coming out the other end, and beginning to feel good :)



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his main concern is his work. If he had a normal job i suppose it'd be fine feeling a little tired and shaky but he's a body piercer. Not sure how confident i'd feel being pierced by someone with his eyes half shut, shaky hands and an empty expression....

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