My nephew was staying at mine in the middle of potty training, and he decided to have a poo in his swimming trunks in the paddling pool. Not too bad, you might say, but the trunks had a netted insert and the poo was trapped in it!! I gagged while trying to get poo out of all the little holes, while my mum nearly weed herself laughing!
I would have binned the trunks but they were a special birthday pair from Spain!