kandy
Silver Member
ok after a trial run on Isobel i unveil my strange sense of humour via poems !
All the poems i write are based on real life events not always my own ( i hasten to add) !
lol
Well here go's!
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http://www.minimins.com/
He leaned me back across the bed whispering words of affection
Then it's face it filled with dread when i mentioned contraception
The sexy smile had left his face as i passed the condom packet
A deadly frown framed in its place, then he pulled on his jacket
"now theres no way that i'm wearing that, the thoughts just not appealing"
"It takes away the romance and it takes away the feeling"
"I wont enjoy the moment being hindered by protection you should've told me sooner what a waste of an errection !"
Now i really hadn't bargained on him being such an arse i wished that he would go, the whole night had been a farce!
The sun had started rising, i was feeling rather stressed
There had been no compromising and we were both now fully dressed!
By now i had discovered he wasn't so hard to resist, in fact it was quite easy now i wasn't pizzed !
Now he Scored again the following night, he said that she was nice
Generous it seems she gave him pubic lice !
All the poems i write are based on real life events not always my own ( i hasten to add) !
lol Well here go's!
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\Carefully does it !!!!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
http://www.minimins.com/
He leaned me back across the bed whispering words of affection
Then it's face it filled with dread when i mentioned contraception
The sexy smile had left his face as i passed the condom packet
A deadly frown framed in its place, then he pulled on his jacket
"now theres no way that i'm wearing that, the thoughts just not appealing"
"It takes away the romance and it takes away the feeling"
"I wont enjoy the moment being hindered by protection you should've told me sooner what a waste of an errection !"
Now i really hadn't bargained on him being such an arse i wished that he would go, the whole night had been a farce!
The sun had started rising, i was feeling rather stressed
There had been no compromising and we were both now fully dressed!
By now i had discovered he wasn't so hard to resist, in fact it was quite easy now i wasn't pizzed !
Now he Scored again the following night, he said that she was nice
Generous it seems she gave him pubic lice
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