once upon a time, my OH and i were round my sisters for the evening. I was sat on a beanbag, and he tried to take it from under-neath me.. when the handle ripped off and the little balls went flying, he looked at me with confusion and said.. 'i thought you said you'd lost weight'
This was infront of my sister and her OH!
AND.. if it makes you feel any better, my Oh also thinks an A cup is the biggest size you can get? - men are odd.