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Smirnoff hunted me down......


Grappling with life
and asked why I wasn't here?! Well its cos I been quite terrible, put on what little I had lost and was quite nonchantly eating myself into oblivion!

However, I did recognise that in order to be here successfully I'd need my mojo, so has anyone seen it? Its quite small (but has potential), sort of blacky grey colour at the moment, furry, smells a bit where its been neglected and will growl if approached. Talk soothingly to it and you'll be fine.

So if any of you DO find my mojo please send it home. I have eaten its favourite breakfast of poached egg on ww white danish so it should catch the smell of that!

Cheers everyone :p
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Hello Pinkyfluff, Love the post!
I quite often lose my mojo! I knew joining this forum was a good idea, there have been quite a few posts that have made me smile this morning! Will keep an eye out for your mojo!
Welcome back dear :) Your mojo is off with mine somewhere, proudly sticking it's tongue out at us and WW... Bloomin thing.

Hopefully they'll get bored galivanting and return soon!!

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