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Some Funnies (Well I think So!)

#1
TOILET OUT OF ORDER, PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

In a Laudromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.

In a London Department Store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an Office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

Outside a Secondhand Shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHINE MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in a Health Food Shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a Safari Park (I sure hope so!):
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a Conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR.

Notice in a Farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

Message on a Leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.

AND FINALLY.........

Notice on a Repair Shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
 
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#7
haha quality funny as
 


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