Some Funnies (Well I think So!)

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  1. Eclipse

    Eclipse Gold Member

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    TOILET OUT OF ORDER, PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

    In a Laudromat:
    AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.

    In a London Department Store:
    BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

    In an Office:
    WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

    Outside a Secondhand Shop:
    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHINE MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

    Notice in a Health Food Shop window:
    CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

    Spotted in a Safari Park (I sure hope so!):
    ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

    Seen during a Conference:
    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR.

    Notice in a Farmer's field:
    THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

    Message on a Leaflet:
    IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.

    AND FINALLY.........

    Notice on a Repair Shop door:
    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
     
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  3. tizzy44

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    LOL!! loved these, had me in stitches.
    Tiz x:D
     
  4. flirty40greeneyes

    flirty40greeneyes Busy busy busy!!

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    LOL!
     
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  6. sue121

    sue121 always lurkin around!

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    he he :rotflmao:
     
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    In order to move on..press any key.

    Arghhh wheres the "any" key :D
     
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    haha quality funny as
     
  9. Piglet

    Piglet Is so doing it this time

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    oh god now my sides are hurting :) that was sooo funny
     
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