Did i mention im also a virgin?...........
And a liar!
Reminds me of another story....
I was having lunch with a very nice Russian gentleman (client) in a very expensive restaurant (no Su, I was not a hooker in a previous life..... ) and we were getting on quite well and, having got the business side of things over, were getting to know each other over a bottle of wine. Anyway we were talking about stars signs and he says....just as the waiter was pouring me more wine..."so what date is your birthday?" me "August" him, loudly "so you are a Virgin then?!" me......spitting wine everywhere......"er no Sergei, I am a Leo!".......I did explain the difference.....I've never forgotten that and it was about 12 years ago......
And a liar!
Reminds me of another story....
I was having lunch with a very nice Russian gentleman (client) in a very expensive restaurant (no Su, I was not a hooker in a previous life..... ) and we were getting on quite well and, having got the business side of things over, were getting to know each other over a bottle of wine. Anyway we were talking about stars signs and he says....just as the waiter was pouring me more wine..."so what date is your birthday?" me "August" him, loudly "so you are a Virgin then?!" me......spitting wine everywhere......"er no Sergei, I am a Leo!".......I did explain the difference.....I've never forgotten that and it was about 12 years ago......
And a liar!
Reminds me of another story....
I was having lunch with a very nice Russian gentleman (client) in a very expensive restaurant (no Su, I was not a hooker in a previous life..... ) and we were getting on quite well and, having got the business side of things over, were getting to know each other over a bottle of wine. Anyway we were talking about stars signs and he says....just as the waiter was pouring me more wine..."so what date is your birthday?" me "August" him, loudly "so you are a Virgin then?!" me......spitting wine everywhere......"er no Sergei, I am a Leo!".......I did explain the difference.....I've never forgotten that and it was about 12 years ago......
That was really funny!!! lol
It reminded me of when me and a friend went to an Indian restaurant.. We were eating when all of a sudden she shouted out "I can smell incest!".... The whole restaurant heard her and burst out laughing, and i had to tell her what she had said.. We never got to finish our meal... We put some money on the table and left!! She was mortified!!!