JezVonSavage
Lost in the Supermarket
First of all, I have to say that I find this whole "star week" thing really patronising. I'm an adult and have learned to live with my monthly cycle, I don't see why I can't just call it my period!!?
Anyway, i'm on mine, although i'm having a phantom one coz i'm not actually bleeding; just showing symptons like cramps, back pain and wanting to cave OH's face in with a frying pan. I'm getting weighed today and my home scales are showing i've put on half a pound which is bloody frustrating.
My mum is telling me to take a water tablet but i'd only be lying to myself if I lost. Any other natural combatants for bane of the female existance?
Or, cheer me up by telling me your favourite period related euphemism. My bff always calls it "flying the Japanese flag", haha.
Anyway, i'm on mine, although i'm having a phantom one coz i'm not actually bleeding; just showing symptons like cramps, back pain and wanting to cave OH's face in with a frying pan. I'm getting weighed today and my home scales are showing i've put on half a pound which is bloody frustrating.
My mum is telling me to take a water tablet but i'd only be lying to myself if I lost. Any other natural combatants for bane of the female existance?
Or, cheer me up by telling me your favourite period related euphemism. My bff always calls it "flying the Japanese flag", haha.