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    Got this ages ago but still makes me laugh when i read it, thought it would give us a giggle. xxx Loobylou

    This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the seventies. Ronnie
    Barker could say all this without a snigger (though god knows how many
    takes). Irony is that they received not one complaint. The speed of
    delivery must have been too much for the whining herds. Try getting
    through it without converting the spoonerisms [and not wetting your
    pants] as you read ...

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    This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.

    Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella
    worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling
    shot.

    At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.

    The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge,
    and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible
    huckers;they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had
    tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let
    Rindercella go.

    Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.
    Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She
    turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with
    six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks

    The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise,
    there would be a cucking falamity.

    At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when
    suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said
    Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping
    her slass glipper.

    The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and
    the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg
    and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince.
    "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the
    stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the
    sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.

    Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a
    knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge
    halls and a hig bard on.

    He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking
    ferfectly.

    Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince
    lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a
    follen swanny.
     
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    Ohhhhhhhhh my wordy gurdy, I have been corrupted!!!! and i'm knucking fackered after reading it all lol.
     
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    janny nax are you taking the pucking fiss or what?
     
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    Oh Nanny i hope you're not ducking fisgusted with me, hold my head in shame.:giggle: xxx Loobylou
     
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    LOL, oy you, have you done your pucking fresentation? ha ha!
     
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    Looby, it's that Mod-Karen that I am ducking fisgusted with she is a lazy so and so, can't do a simple presentation without nanny helping to do it pucking
    ferfectly. LOL
     
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    no i hucking fave not! i'm right up chit sreek without a paddle!

    it's all your fissing pault....i've been on here all day and then i only went a wollocksing bell fell asleep!
     
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    Oh Nanny you're wigging punderful. xxx loobylou
     
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    You are a nutter a funny nutter but:tear_drop::tear_drop::tear_drop::tear_drop::tear_drop::tear_drop: you have got to stop making me cry with laughter!!!!:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
     
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    Don't you mean nunny futter?
     
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    Looby, you are wigging punderful too! x
     
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    i think i have that sourette's tyndrome you know!!!
     
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    Thats right Nunny futter, and janny Nax lol
     
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    I'm gonna get Marlight the Soderator to sort you out lol
     
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    I think we have a peach simpediment.
     
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    Marlight the Soderator thats so funny, nanny iv'e just choked on my myvita rinis and caughing low. cough. xxx Loobylou
     
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    I thought it was tunny foo, hope Marlight does, lol
     
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    She will Janny Lax, shes great, hows wimming sorld diet going? xxx
     
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    It is so obvious, that I am Rindercella and Looby and Mod-Karen are the sugly isters, so it is only fair I say night night, to the pair of you fugly suckers lol
     
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    Diet going great looby, hope yours is, i know marlight will laugh, lol well was that funny or was that funny? night night chick speak soon x
     
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