Caress
Silver Member
Well it made me laugh anyway LOL
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Delia's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]..[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
The Real Woman's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Delia's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
The Real Woman's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year. [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Delia's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
The Real Woman's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions. [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Delia's Way [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
The Real Woman's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh!t. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.' [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Delia's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
The Real Woman's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
It could keep forever.[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Who eats it? [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Delia's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
The Real Woman's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t? [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Delia's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
The Real Woman's Way [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Why do I have a man?
Finally the most important tip [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
I LIKE THIS ONE BEST.[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Delia's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
The Real Woman's Way [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Left[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] over wine????[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Helllloooo[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Delia's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]..[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
The Real Woman's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Delia's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
The Real Woman's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year. [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Delia's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
The Real Woman's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions. [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Delia's Way [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
The Real Woman's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough sh!t. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.' [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Delia's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
The Real Woman's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
It could keep forever.[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Who eats it? [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Delia's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
The Real Woman's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t? [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Delia's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
The Real Woman's Way [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Why do I have a man?
Finally the most important tip [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
I LIKE THIS ONE BEST.[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Delia's Way[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
The Real Woman's Way [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Left[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] over wine????[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Helllloooo[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]