Deezer
Gold Member
Keep at it hun!!! You can do it!! X
Unthoughtful people.
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BeautifulBryony
Member
Dear Boss,
I like you, but stop with the bad attitude!!! Your stressing the whole office out!
Yes I am on a diet!
No No No I don't want fruit, nuts, milky coffees, biscuits, cakes, chocolates!!
Water and shakes it is!! And that's all.
I know it may not be the healthiest, but i have chosen it!!!
I know you say it can't be good long term.... Nor can ignoring the excess weight!!
Please zip it and back off!!! It's none of your business!!
Your most humored employee.
I like you, but stop with the bad attitude!!! Your stressing the whole office out!
Yes I am on a diet!
No No No I don't want fruit, nuts, milky coffees, biscuits, cakes, chocolates!!
Water and shakes it is!! And that's all.
I know it may not be the healthiest, but i have chosen it!!!
I know you say it can't be good long term.... Nor can ignoring the excess weight!!
Please zip it and back off!!! It's none of your business!!
Your most humored employee.
Kay
Gold Member
And while I'm on a roll.
Dearest Mother,
I am well aware that you have never been on a diet in your entire life. I am also well aware that you weigh 8 frigging stone and can't understand "why I am like I am". Well let me tell you mother, I EAT A LOT, you clearly do not. Big deal that you like chunky chocolate chip cookies and you have a couple every day. Let me tell you that I would eat the whole packet hence my weight issue.
You tell me the same effing thing every time I see you woman, then you frown when I do Lipotrim. Please please stop going on about how you can't put weight on, it really irritates me.
Poor Dad , apparently it's all your fault
Your loving Daughter.
Been dying to say that
Dearest Mother,
I am well aware that you have never been on a diet in your entire life. I am also well aware that you weigh 8 frigging stone and can't understand "why I am like I am". Well let me tell you mother, I EAT A LOT, you clearly do not. Big deal that you like chunky chocolate chip cookies and you have a couple every day. Let me tell you that I would eat the whole packet hence my weight issue.
You tell me the same effing thing every time I see you woman, then you frown when I do Lipotrim. Please please stop going on about how you can't put weight on, it really irritates me.
Poor Dad , apparently it's all your fault
Your loving Daughter.
Been dying to say that
YellowUmbrella
Full Member
Dear bro
Please don't eat samosas in front of me... They smell heavenly
Please don't eat samosas in front of me... They smell heavenly
YellowUmbrella
Full Member
Dear friend ... If you don't understand get me to explain don't assume things or patronise me! I am not a child and I have made a conscious decision to change my lifestyle.. Be supportive!
Sammie1984
Full Member
To the dickhead on my Facebook....
You may think right now I wouldn't fit in your rally driving bucket seat even though you are bigger than me... You must be oblivious to the way you look... I will prove you wrong!
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You may think right now I wouldn't fit in your rally driving bucket seat even though you are bigger than me... You must be oblivious to the way you look... I will prove you wrong!
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sparklingshootingstar
Ask the dibble~
Dear 'First 3 Days on LT,'
YOU SUCK!! First the throat infection and antibiotics - now TOTM arrives?? A heads up on when I'll stand a chance would be awesome, ya w_nkspanner!!
Sincerely looking forward to Day 4,
star
YOU SUCK!! First the throat infection and antibiotics - now TOTM arrives?? A heads up on when I'll stand a chance would be awesome, ya w_nkspanner!!
Sincerely looking forward to Day 4,
star
Deezer
Gold Member
Dear 'First 3 Days on LT,'
YOU SUCK!! First the throat infection and antibiotics - now TOTM arrives?? A heads up on when I'll stand a chance would be awesome, ya w_nkspanner!!
Sincerely looking forward to Day 4,
star
:8855::8855::8855::8855:
Hope you feel better today!!!
X
sparklingshootingstar
Ask the dibble~
It's still today - but I've sucked it up and built a bridge!! Ha ha!
Shivie
On a mission!
Dear Evil Food Demon constantly whispering in my ear,
I DID NOT deserve that chocolate biscuit cake. And saying that it doesn't matter because I've ALREADY caved today
really doesn't help. It's just MORE empty calories on top of what I've already had and thus even MORE ruination
of my diet!
I WANT to lose this weight and it DOES matter to me what others think of me.
So please disappear a.s.a.p and let me do this.
Yours pleadingly,
Shivie
I DID NOT deserve that chocolate biscuit cake. And saying that it doesn't matter because I've ALREADY caved today
really doesn't help. It's just MORE empty calories on top of what I've already had and thus even MORE ruination
of my diet!
I WANT to lose this weight and it DOES matter to me what others think of me.
So please disappear a.s.a.p and let me do this.
Yours pleadingly,
Shivie
Deezer
Gold Member
*Supportive hug*
skinnylove_88
Full Member
Dear Shi**y Metabolism,
You gave me a false sense of security when I was young and let me eat whatever I wanted without gaining a pound. Then you suddenly decided to pack your bags and leave me to fend for myself with an addiction to crap food that you had allowed me to gain without consequence and a lifestyle that even a sloth would be ashamed of. You didn't even have the decency to die gradually, you just packed up and left overnight. Well f*ck you, and f*ck you society for making tasty food so readily available and putting it just about EVERYWHERE. Oh and f*ck you too mother nature, for making stuff that's bad for you taste good and vice versa. What is WITH that? Why can't salad taste amazing and chocolate taste vile? Wouldn't that have made a whole lot more sense and be a lot more logical? Oh wait, you want to TEST us? LIFE IS VERY SHORT AND IT'S A B*TCH AND YOU CAN'T EVEN LET ME HAVE THE PLEASURE OF EATING TASTY FOOD WITHOUT PAYING FOR IT WITH A LIFETIME OF FAT CHINS AND ENORMOUS HIPS? WELL F*CK YOU.
Yours forever bitter and confused,
Kozza
You gave me a false sense of security when I was young and let me eat whatever I wanted without gaining a pound. Then you suddenly decided to pack your bags and leave me to fend for myself with an addiction to crap food that you had allowed me to gain without consequence and a lifestyle that even a sloth would be ashamed of. You didn't even have the decency to die gradually, you just packed up and left overnight. Well f*ck you, and f*ck you society for making tasty food so readily available and putting it just about EVERYWHERE. Oh and f*ck you too mother nature, for making stuff that's bad for you taste good and vice versa. What is WITH that? Why can't salad taste amazing and chocolate taste vile? Wouldn't that have made a whole lot more sense and be a lot more logical? Oh wait, you want to TEST us? LIFE IS VERY SHORT AND IT'S A B*TCH AND YOU CAN'T EVEN LET ME HAVE THE PLEASURE OF EATING TASTY FOOD WITHOUT PAYING FOR IT WITH A LIFETIME OF FAT CHINS AND ENORMOUS HIPS? WELL F*CK YOU.
Yours forever bitter and confused,
Kozza
Angellove
Full Member
Dear best friend, why are you so scared in a stone or so I will weigh less than you and why does it bother you so much?! Also dear friends, why do you keep complimenting me in one breath and then telling me I'll put it all back on when I eat the next? Do you want me to fail?
