Vic Vodkas dieting rollercoaster - back to it!!!!

[Jim]

You've all got this thing about me waving my stick haven't you. pops up in thread after thread

 

[ditzeeblonde]

Sorry Jim... you'll have to keep yr wand unders wraps if yr Snow White.. she wasn't allowed one!

 

[Jim]

It'd spoil the line of my dress anyway

 

[ladyfelsham]

Pmsl very good

 

[ditzeeblonde]

Thru all those petticoats... you reckon?? !!

 

[Jim]

They don't call me big boy for nothing you know.

 

[ditzeeblonde]

And you think the other thread is surreal but this is normal??! Ay big boy!!

 

[ladyfelsham]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

 

[LVLLM]

It'd spoil the line of my dress anyway

omfg nearly choked laughing
thanks for cheering me up guys

 

[LVLLM]

sorry im going to whinge whinge whinge feel free to ignore.
1. im so bloated feel like im going to pop, ive only had 2 1.2 litres of water so far too but my trousers hurt
2. my boobs hurt
3. not had a decent toilet visit for 2 days
4. am so tired i could actually cry
5. i want alcohol which will just put weight on me which will p*ss me off for weigh in on friday.
6. its only half past effin three and i want out

 

[ladyfelsham]

Oh hun that's lovely hormones for ya, go home and get some nurofen down you, make up a hot water bottle for your tum and go to bed with a good book xx

 

[LVLLM]

cant go to bed babe cant leave the dogs downstairs on their own can i ?

 

[ladyfelsham]

I thought they slept in your room?

 

[ditzeeblonde]

sorry im going to whinge whinge whinge feel free to ignore. Like you could ever be ignored!
1. im so bloated feel like im going to pop, ive only had 2 1.2 litres of water so far too but my trousers hurt Personally I think the fact you've been having 6 litres is too much especially with reas & coffees babes... too much is not always a good thing.
2. my boobs hurt thats totm for you, cold cabbage leaves is what you need on them
3. not had a decent toilet visit for 2 days That won't be helping either... have you been taking yr daily dose of Col clear?
4. am so tired i could actually cry I know that emotion babes... sometimes you just need to let it out. x
5. i want alcohol which will just put weight on me which will p*ss me off for weigh in on friday. Yep yr right it won't help on so many levels, it'll make yr trousers more uncomfortable, pee you off on the scales & either make you more tearful or stupidly deliriously happy & then feel like crap for work tomorrow!
6. its only half past effin three and i want out The good news is that you've done the hardest part of the day & if you go home early you'll only have to put up with shagging dogs or dirty lodgers!

Hugs & love you. x

 

[LVLLM]

I thought they slept in your room?
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not when they are bleeding suz

thanks Linz. im actually just troughing my way through the chocolate eclairs (sugar free) may give me the poly trots but they are needed and if they stop me having naughties or alcohol then....

Thankyou so much xxxx pjs on after tea i think x

 

[ditzeeblonde]

Hot bath then PJ's babes... should help all round. x

 

[LVLLM]

Yey and watch some tut tv oh i know what would top my day off. lodger bringing bf home to sit and wtach effing tv donwstairs.

home, feed dogs, feed me, bath pjs, big fat pikey wedding, rest of zen, then biggest loser

 

[ladyfelsham]

Cold cabbage leaves? Never heard that one before - but it explains the green tits comment on the other thread

 

[LVLLM]

x

 

[ditzeeblonde]

Its what you use when breastfeeding soothes & cools apparently, never fancied it myself!