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what have you lost?


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copied from 'bring your head inside, posted by KD a CDC.

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
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I have lost a microwave - and in a second life I'm coming back as an elephant....
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lol i have lost a cinder clock.
I have lost an elephant's penis :giggle: (my comment ends here, before I get naughty :giggle:)


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thats my target loss! poor elephant, first it was the Tusks and now this!
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I originally lost an elephant's penis :D

Now Ive lost just over a Bald Eagle

Im aiming for a bale of hay!
Just looked at what my aim is, and now I am scared !!


Is thinking positive!
Love this thread :D

I have lost between the (50pounds) small bale of hay
(55 pounds).. 5000 BTU air conditioner!

I've lost a bald eagle and 2 guinea pigs. I'm not much of an animal lover anyways lol


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correction - i have lost the amount an american eats of cheese in a year and a human brain, probably mine! lol :D


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just for fun i google images for elephants peinis, expecting there would be no such pictures and i could happily snigger and say i tried...

however, there were many very scary pictures of some rather well endowed elephants! so scary i could not possibly post them!

I am now beginning to worry about my mental state and what happens if the fbi ever deem it necessary to search my pooter for perverse images....

note to self - stop googling images of weird sh*t, they are there and exist, and will then stay on my pooter for ever and eternity to haunt me! lol
OMG!!!Are these weights accurate? I have lost a new born calf and a Chihuahua!! New-born calves are massive, how could I have carried one of those around for so long. And I wondered why someone once called me a cow!


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I have lost the equivellent (just over) to a bag of our dogs food (lost 17kg, bag weighs 15kg) when keith handed me the bag, as a represtation of my weight loss, I burst into tears! I could hardly lift it, yet I was carrying that!!

Now, just picture some one handing you that calf... and a chihuahua...

(really should stop googling piccies, i just saw an image of some ones Chihuahua taking a dump!!!!) oh god FBI.... they'll trow the key away!
how fab is this post...certainly made me chuckle!!!:p:p
OMG! I have lost a new born calf and a new born baby (though not one of mine - they were all bigger than that!!!!! I am just 3 lb away from a 2 month old pony!!!!

I tried to lift my youngest the other day and she weighs 42kg - less than I have lost - and I couldn't!!! She was too heavy!!! Yet I have been carrying her around on my body for years!!!!!

Great thread!! I've lost a human head, though luckily not my own, lol! Thats amazing. My daughter was 8lb 7 when she was born so I have lost what she weighed in my 1st week, thats a great way to think about it, wow xx

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