what have you lost?

nearly will be confirmed tonight at SW an Elephants willy! though i lost just over an air con unit on LT have done another 4lbs since then :) By the time i have finished i want to have lost an average 5.4 woman!
 
lol, its amazing isn't it, and we can't pick up these weights later, yet we were carrying them about, no wonder i was always tired!

we should stick a copy of this on the fridge when we reach target so we get a real picture of what weight gain looks like!

once i have reached target, i certainly dont want to gain an elephants willie again!
 
lol - they're great....
I have to get rid of The Oxford English dictionary, a Bald Eagle, a human head (probably not mine, though) and a Chihuahua...

i'll stick them on eBay... :p
 
copied from 'bring your head inside, posted by KD a CDC.

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

Just going through some of the old threads....I have lost weight equal to a human head and want to lose, a weight between an elephant ‘s penis and an Irish setter.
 
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