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Why diet coke is better than men [funny]

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  1. Annie68

    Annie68 Silver Member

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    14 reasons why diet coke is better than a man

    1. When you swallow a diet coke you only get 1 calorie.

    2. It comes in a can, not in your mouth.

    3. You can ignore a diet coke for weeks and it will still be there when you want it.

    4. The first one won't get mad if you need another one tonight.

    5. A diet coke generally lasts longer.

    6. You can throw it in the bin when you're done.

    7. A diet coke will treat you the same in the morning as the night before.

    8. You can pick one up at a supermarket without your friends talking about you.

    9. You can do one in the car even while driving.

    10. The aftertaste is certainly better.

    11. You can get a bigger size without changing brands.

    12. You never have to lie to a diet coke.

    13. A diet coke will wait home patiently when you go out with friends and still refresh you when you get home at 6AM.

    14. You can have a headache and still enjoy it.
     
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    I knew there were legitimate reasons for me loving diet coke!
     
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    Force Ten Serial Dieter

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    But what's the 15th reason? There's only 14 there...
     
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    Annie68 Silver Member

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    Oops, lol, I must have missed the last one when I copied. doh!
     
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    Gemma1986 Im just me!

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    Oh i love my diet coke! ;)
     
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