Annie68
Silver Member
14 reasons why diet coke is better than a man
1. When you swallow a diet coke you only get 1 calorie.
2. It comes in a can, not in your mouth.
3. You can ignore a diet coke for weeks and it will still be there when you want it.
4. The first one won't get mad if you need another one tonight.
5. A diet coke generally lasts longer.
6. You can throw it in the bin when you're done.
7. A diet coke will treat you the same in the morning as the night before.
8. You can pick one up at a supermarket without your friends talking about you.
9. You can do one in the car even while driving.
10. The aftertaste is certainly better.
11. You can get a bigger size without changing brands.
12. You never have to lie to a diet coke.
13. A diet coke will wait home patiently when you go out with friends and still refresh you when you get home at 6AM.
14. You can have a headache and still enjoy it.
1. When you swallow a diet coke you only get 1 calorie.
2. It comes in a can, not in your mouth.
3. You can ignore a diet coke for weeks and it will still be there when you want it.
4. The first one won't get mad if you need another one tonight.
5. A diet coke generally lasts longer.
6. You can throw it in the bin when you're done.
7. A diet coke will treat you the same in the morning as the night before.
8. You can pick one up at a supermarket without your friends talking about you.
9. You can do one in the car even while driving.
10. The aftertaste is certainly better.
11. You can get a bigger size without changing brands.
12. You never have to lie to a diet coke.
13. A diet coke will wait home patiently when you go out with friends and still refresh you when you get home at 6AM.
14. You can have a headache and still enjoy it.
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