A few words of wisdom for 2010

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  1. Goreygirl

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    Words for Women to Live By in 2010
    > 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the ***** has everything.
    > 2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
    > 3. Take life with a pinch of salt.... A wedge of lime, and a shot of
    tequila.
    > 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
    > 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
    > 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal
    with it.
    > 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your
    personality.
    > 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
    > 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
    > 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you
    walk funny.
    > 11. When life gives you lemons in 2010 - turn it into lemonade then mix
    it with vodka.
    > 12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married
    man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
    > 13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the
    hardest..
    > 14. If it has Tyres or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
    > 15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter
    who thinks she's wrong.
     
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    I love #15 but they are all very funny :D
     
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    My favourite is #8 :)
     
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    AINT THAT THE TRUTH!!
    Thanks for a giggle :) x
     
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