A few words of wisdom for 2010

Goreygirl

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Words for Women to Live By in 2010
> 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the ***** has everything.
> 2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
> 3. Take life with a pinch of salt.... A wedge of lime, and a shot of
tequila.
> 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
> 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
> 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal
with it.
> 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your
personality.
> 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
> 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
> 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you
walk funny.
> 11. When life gives you lemons in 2010 - turn it into lemonade then mix
it with vodka.
> 12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married
man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
> 13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the
hardest..
> 14. If it has Tyres or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
> 15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter
who thinks she's wrong.
 
My favourite is #8 :)
 
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