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A MONDAY AFTERNOON CHUCKLE...

Donnie46

Slow but sure....
#1
The miracle of toilet paper.


Fresh from the shower, I stood in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my breasts were too
small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so,
he instead came up with a suggestion. "If you want
your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few
seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet
paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it
between my breasts. "How long will this take?", I
asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years", my
husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of
toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my
breasts bigger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your
bum, didn't it?"

He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy,
he may even walk again.





Gosh he must have had a 'death wish' LOL...
 
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Mrs V

Loves Life!
#2
Ha ha ha!! Love it!
 


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