A MONDAY AFTERNOON CHUCKLE...

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  1. Donnie46

    Donnie46 Slow but sure....

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    The miracle of toilet paper.


    Fresh from the shower, I stood in front of the mirror
    complaining to my husband that my breasts were too
    small.

    Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so,
    he instead came up with a suggestion. "If you want
    your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of
    toilet paper and rub it between them for a few
    seconds."

    Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet
    paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it
    between my breasts. "How long will this take?", I
    asked.

    "They will grow larger over a period of years", my
    husband replies.

    I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of
    toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my
    breasts bigger over the years?"

    Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your
    bum, didn't it?"

    He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy,
    he may even walk again.





    Gosh he must have had a 'death wish' LOL...
     
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  3. Mrs V

    Mrs V Loves Life!

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    Ha ha ha!! Love it!
     
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    Brill !!!


    Phil x
     
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    That hilarious LOL x
     
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