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Arr Matey!

S: 16st9.5lb C: 10st8lb G: 8st7lb BMI: 25.4 Loss: 6st1.5lb(36.62%)
Yarrrrr! I be wearin' my pirate boots today :D

(No, really, I am! lol!)
S: 17st7lb C: 10st10lb G: 10st5lb BMI: 24.2 Loss: 6st11lb(38.78%)
What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!


What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!


What did the pirate pay for his ear piercing?

A Buccaneer

S: 17st11lb C: 16st4lb G: 10st10lb BMI: 37.9 Loss: 1st7lb(8.43%)
Hubbies fave joke .....

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arghhhhhhh!!!

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