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At last - an explaination for weight gain :)

#1
With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information & wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy , we are enormously cultured, educated & happy. Beginning today, when I look at my arse in the mirror I will think, Good Grief look how smart I am, I must be a genius!! :D
 
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cherry-pie

Trying again in 2012
#2
I love it!

The best of it is that at least half my enormous butt must be information I've read on how to loose blooming weight!! Atkins, GI and mediterraen, I curse you!!
 
#3
:rotflmao: LMAO!!!!!

I love that explanation! It's even better than my hormones and 'the pill' reasoning!
 
#4
With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information & wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy , we are enormously cultured, educated & happy. Beginning today, when I look at my arse in the mirror I will think, Good Grief look how smart I am, I must be a genius!! :D
Thanks a million for that information, were will I store it !!!

I am such a fool, for years I thought it was FOOD.......how stupid can you be !!!!! lol.
 
#7
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This thread should have a public health warning on it - I've gained half a stone just digesting the information :p
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Pass the Gaviscon !!!
 
#8
**worries**

Does that mean this time next year we'll be thin and dribbling over our laptops...? :eek:
 
#10
Yes it does Medusa, you've been warned!!! :D
 


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