At last - an explaination for weight gain :)

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  1. moideux

    moideux Full Member

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    With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information & wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy , we are enormously cultured, educated & happy. Beginning today, when I look at my arse in the mirror I will think, Good Grief look how smart I am, I must be a genius!! :D
     
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    cherry-pie Trying again in 2012

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    I love it!

    The best of it is that at least half my enormous butt must be information I've read on how to loose blooming weight!! Atkins, GI and mediterraen, I curse you!!
     
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    :rotflmao: LMAO!!!!!

    I love that explanation! It's even better than my hormones and 'the pill' reasoning!
     
  5. fillymum

    fillymum synful soul

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    Thanks a million for that information, were will I store it !!!

    I am such a fool, for years I thought it was FOOD.......how stupid can you be !!!!! lol.
     
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    Lol! xx
     
  7. blue*smartie

    blue*smartie Blue Rulz

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    This thread should have a public health warning on it - I've gained half a stone just digesting the information :p
     
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    fillymum synful soul

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    :8855:
    :8855::8855:

    Pass the Gaviscon !!![​IMG]
     
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    **worries**

    Does that mean this time next year we'll be thin and dribbling over our laptops...? :eek:
     
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    That is so funny :happy096:
     
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    Yes it does Medusa, you've been warned!!! :D
     
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