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Slow but sure....
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=+1]Battle Of The Bulge[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"I'll start a new one Monday", we've heard it all before,[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]but if I don't really start one soon I won't make it through the door.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I start with good intentions of that I can't deny,[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I'm getting fatter by the hour, I'll really have to try.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]So no more chips or chocolate, no more 'pigging out'[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I'll be be very careful what I eat of that there'll be no doubt.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I'll watch my waist get tiny, I'll watch my figure thin,[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Oh what a joy it's going to be to at last be nice and slim.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I can see me walking down the street in dress size number ten,[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I just have to resist and resist I will when I get a hungry yen.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]With exercise in every form and regular daily jogs,[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]you'll see me lazing by the pool in my top designer togs.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]So come join me all you tubbies, come join with me at last,[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I'll need all the help that I can get to get me through this fast.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you see me eating lollies or sneaking greasy fries,[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]then smack my hand and click your tongue, remind me of my size.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I'm sure that I can make it, I just need a little space[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]before Monday comes around again, till then I'll "stuff my face"![/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]By..Barbara Warnock[/FONT]​
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LOL story of my life............. xxxxxx

Mrs V

Loves Life!
Lol...so true!

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