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[ChellyWellyBoot]

Haha 2 ducolax later I was sat in the toilet for 20 mins in work this morning.... My leg went dead and all haha!!!

I'd better be a few lbs lighter after that!!!! Lol

 

[keelyjrs]

lol dead legs, that's the worst!

 

[ChellyWellyBoot]

Limped back to my desk with my foot practically dragging behind me hahaha

 

[SwiftKitty]

Omg this whole thread is hilarious!
I'm on day 5 and not been either :$
Can't say I'm too regular anyway, even off the diet. Trip out today I think.. I'm left with no car so Alex (my 3yo) and me have gotta bus around all day! Should be a nice little outing

And I'll burn a few extra calories when he wants me to carry him!

I'll take a look in the laxetive isle when I get my bouillon


"knock knock!"
"who's there?"
"i need up....."

 

[keelyjrs]

if you are new to laxatives be careful, start on low gentle doses or you will be doing a chelly getting dead legs from sitting on the throne all day pmsl
senna and lactulose are good, dulcolax is evil so if you get it take 1 not 2 xx

 

[keelyjrs]

also meant to say toddlers love going on the bus as they see it as a big adventure!! My little boy used to love it. We go everywhere by car now as my husband is my full time carer so takes us in the car. I have meaning to arrange a day where we take the train and bus to give him a change!

 

[Alia]

pmsl nix and chelly, we've all been there! I'm so sorry but I have got to share..... I had the biggest poo this morning and it was f***ing wonderful!! I'm sure it contributed to my weight loss. sorry tmi again

Yeah yeah rub it in, I'm now on day 9 of no poops, god know what will happen when I do go

 

[Alia]

Haha 2 ducolax later I was sat in the toilet for 20 mins in work this morning.... My leg went dead and all haha!!!

I'd better be a few lbs lighter after that!!!! Lol

Its the ring around my (__Y__) that does me in lol

 

[ChellyWellyBoot]

haha and it feels like your walking around with the toilet seat still stuck there sometimes?? hahaha

 

[keelyjrs]

this thread goes from bad to worse. It's the farmers that get to me, I should take out shares in anusol lol

 

[ChellyWellyBoot]

what do you mean farmers???

 

[~nix~]

farmer giles = piles :8855:

 

[killercurls]

Hahaha! Omg. This thread is so freaking funny!

I don't seem to be having any problems. The soups tear my stomach up a bit and my stomach gurgles and I have to run for the toilet! Another reason I'm not digging these soups. Definitely not getting them next time!

 

[Alia]

This thread always makes me giggle. Ive been fluffing a lot today so hoping somethings brewing but ive got these phyillum husk things and no idea how much to use so sprinkled a tea spoon over my porridge and hope thats ok or i'll be caught short on the school run haha

 

[keelyjrs]

my husband has just walked in the room and seen me sitting here cracking up, he's like what?? oh god this thread always make me laugh

 

[SwiftKitty]

Now I know, whenever I feel down, all I need to do is read this thread and I'll have a grin on my face again! xD

X

 

[ChellyWellyBoot]

Lol this thread does make me laugh so much!!

Thankfully farmer giles isn't a pain in my arse!! Lol

 

[keelyjrs]

lol, medical people describe them as being the size of grapes........ after doing this diet mine are the size of f###ing watermelons

 

[Alia]

arty0049: :553: :553: :553: :553: arty0049:


EUREKAAAAAAAA!!!!!



! Mission completed I've been!!!!

 

[SwiftKitty]

Congratulations! Hehe