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Bra Humour....

poohbearmufc

Longing 2 b a yummy mummy
S: 16st10lb C: 16st10lb G: 11st0lb BMI: 40.2 Loss: 0st0lb(0%)
#1
Found this on a bra shop website...

Letters of the Alphabet!
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!


Small boobs
He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?



Two ladies where having lunch together and discussing the merits of

Cosmetic Surgery
The first lady says: "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job done."
The second lady replies: "Ooh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my a**ehole bleached!"
To which the first lady responds: "Wow.........I just can't picture your husband as a blonde........"

Magic bras . . . and more!
A woman went to the doctor asking for larger breasts. The doctor gave her the choice of either having implants or wearing a magic bra. "When you flap your arms up and down, the bra inflates," the doctor explained.
Of course, the women chose the bra.
The next day she was out at a bar with girlfriends and noticed an attractive man sitting at the end of the bar. Flapping her arms, she strolled over to flirt with the man and he started flapping his legs.
"I see we have the same doctor," the man said.

I thought they were funny!! :beam:
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#5
EXCELLENT THEORY NIKKI :) :) ......Speaking of bra's....howcome all the bra's at the moment are all round and padded at the moment. I went shopping on Saturday, looked in M&S.....the shop was full of them!!

Any suggestion where I could try for something normal??
 

poohbearmufc

Longing 2 b a yummy mummy
S: 16st10lb C: 16st10lb G: 11st0lb BMI: 40.2 Loss: 0st0lb(0%)
#8
EXCELLENT THEORY NIKKI :) :) ......Speaking of bra's....howcome all the bra's at the moment are all round and padded at the moment. I went shopping on Saturday, looked in M&S.....the shop was full of them!!

Any suggestion where I could try for something normal??
Yeah, figleaves.com is quite a good one with free returns!!

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G: 12st0lb
#9
Oh bras , absolute nightmare getting one to fit since I lost 6 and a half stone which left me with the odddest shaped boobbies. I tried about 14 on in M|& S last week with the most patient fitter in the entire world who just kept saying 'there is a bra out there for you and I will find it' . I was mortified, becuase even when I was a 44 ee I could always find one to fit , but now I am a 36 dd , so many of them just dont fit in the right place , think deflated barrage balloon.
Bless the M& S fitter eventually about an hour later she did find ONE and luckily they had it in about 5 colours so not a complete disaster!
 


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