I would love to go to pole dancing lessons, but at the moment, there are two very good reasons for me not going:
1. i couldnt lift my fat arse up
2. the pole would bend under the strain
Maybe just carry on dancing round with the hoover doing housework pretending to be a cross between shirley bassey and ginger spice til the men in little white coats come for us!!
We had our own version of it, "Dance yourself thin" I really enjoyed it. Only saw some of it last night but think it's something I'm gonna love.... lol!
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