SLACK ALICE
Silver Member
Have just watched bear grills......He is a gross sod- he is in africa and has to look for water and food.. he starts with scorpion-the smaller the better, bites the body off and chews on it- reckons it tastes gross. Thats cos you aint supposed to eat it mate!!
Then he see some vultures and realises that there has been a 'kill', so he goes and has a look -Ahh, a zebra! half eaten ,so he gets his knife out and starts hacking at the poor thing and then moans cos he ate a bad bit !!.
But then -to turn your stomach- he says if you cant find any water ,the best thing to get water from is...........(no not a cactus)
squeezing a fresh lump of elephant poo over your mouth !!. ARRGGGhh how gross can you get?

come on bear is there really any need for that??
Give me SW any day !!!
Then he see some vultures and realises that there has been a 'kill', so he goes and has a look -Ahh, a zebra! half eaten ,so he gets his knife out and starts hacking at the poor thing and then moans cos he ate a bad bit !!.
But then -to turn your stomach- he says if you cant find any water ,the best thing to get water from is...........(no not a cactus)
squeezing a fresh lump of elephant poo over your mouth !!. ARRGGGhh how gross can you get?
come on bear is there really any need for that??
Give me SW any day !!!