A few DYJIW
Your first day back at work after a week holidays & you're told the new girl can help with some of your work as you've sooooo much to do, which I've taken to mean I can't do my job, mmmmmmmmmmmm irritated.
Your lips are sooooo sore after burning them on hols last week.
You have a towbar put on your car last week & on Saturday the gearbox goes, OH said I need a new car, I say, NO, I'll get it repaired & keep the money for my holidays.
Thank you for letting me sound off I feel better now.