Don't you just hate it when....

[Liverbird52]

This is one you can laugh at ....... DYJHIW - your using a hand held fan (bought by a good friend ) during one of your flushes, you put it to the back of your neck (stupidly) and have to get son to cut your hair as it get tangled round the blade arghhhh lol

Oooppss

 

[Texty_F]

Oooppss

Lol I now have a sore head, my son said Mammmm its plaited your hair lol

 

[Liverbird52]

Lol I now have a sore head, my son said Mammmm its plaited your hair lol

Sorry had to laugh at that x

 

[Texty_F]

Sorry had to laugh at that x

Lol OH said .... Sheila how old are you lol

 

[jamjar15]

Pmsllllllllllllll...... I've got tears in my eyes reading this! I can't bloody breathe!!! Omg you're so funny!!

 

[gillybops]

Pmsl ya muppet x


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[Texty_F]

Lmao well you know I like to keep you ladies entertained. My bloody neck was hot, im so glad it wasnt a desk fan OMG can you imagine the mess lol

 

[Texty_F]

Ok I think im seriously losing the plot lol - I put my glass on my brow with my drink in cos its cold, son said mam theres ice in the freezer, I said noooo id get frostbite - he said you didnt think I meant put it on your head did you!!! I meant for your drink pmslllll DOH blonde texty

 

[jamjar15]

Oh dear! There's no hope for you really is there???!! X

 

[Texty_F]

Oh dear! There's no hope for you really is there???!! X

Lol I said I could be put in a home now im over 50, he said ..... would they let you out on day release to cook my corned beef hash and dumplings pmslll

 

[jamjar15]

Hahaha!!!

 

[jamjar15]

Dyjhiw.... You can't remember what your dyjhiw was!! Grrr! X

 

[Texty_F]

Dyjhiw.... You can't remember what your dyjhiw was!! Grrr! X

Lol old age??

 

[jamjar15]

Hehe probably!! Xx

 

[*Emsie*]

What a pair you are ha ha x

 

[Texty_F]

What a pair you are ha ha x

Lol yeah but were a nice pair x

 

[Liverbird52]

Someone has left the freezer door open and everything has defrosted

 

[jamjar15]

Someone has left the freezer door open and everything has defrosted

Oh no!!!! Have you found out who it was? Do you need my griddle??? X

 

[jamjar15]

I've remembered...

Dyjhiw the weather forecast for you holiday next week is sh!te

 

[Liverbird52]

Oh no!!!! Have you found out who it was? Do you need my griddle??? X

Deffo need the griddle ..prob ably my son