Don't you just love it when...

[Malc-D]

DYJLIW the evil cow in work whos been laughing at you everytime you walk into work breathless after 18 flights of stairs is now asking you for advice on losing weight....booooyyaaahhhhh!!!

tell her to start walking the stairs

 

[ejgemmag]

tell her to start walking the stairs

Exactly what i did we have 18 flights/9 floors

she managed floor 3

 

[Shrimpy]

DYJLIW the big pile of work you had to do shrinks really quickly!

 

[big bear]

DYJLIW the big pile of work you had to do shrinks really quickly!

Did you chuck it out? lol

 

[moonwatcher]

DYJLIW the boy on the till at Poundland is talking to you about the 'old ladies' on the tills in their other store, and then clarifies it with 'Well, not really old, you know, but older than us - in their forties'

As a fifty year old I'm not sure whether to be pleased he thinks I'm over ten years younger, :queen: or offended that he thinks forty year-olds are 'old ladies.' :hmm:

 

[jamjar15]

You can fit into size 14 trousers again!!

 

[Shrimpy]

Did you chuck it out? lol

Nope, I somehow managed to make it through the pile in a quarter of the time I allowed for it!!

 

[Happy Holidays]

It's you last day in work, this time tomorrow you'll be on the plane to warmer climates

 

[kingleds]

DYJLIW you realise that due to a bank holiday * another long weekend you are working 4, 4 day weeks in April, and only taking 2 days holiday. Splendid!

 

[Happy Holidays]

You make a verbal complaint last week, the company follow it up today & offer you £25 as a goodwill gesture Happy Days £25 now goes in holiday pot.

 

[Liverbird52]

You only have 3 days left in work before you are on holiday:-D

 

[ThatBubbs]

Your friends are really supportive of you when you're going through a tough time.

For some reaons I never expect people to be anything more than polite to me, so kindness and caring and general loveliness makes me bawl - but it's a good thing

 

[Liverbird52]

It's going to be a nice day and you can hang the washing out!!! Theres only 2 days in work then holidays

 

[jamjar15]

Your not obese anymore, just overweight! Lol

 

[Ally89]

You realise than in less than a week you are going to meet one of your idols for the second time in less than 6 months.

 

[bevhunter1986]

It's 2 weeks to go! Oh My god oh my god oh my god!!

 

[MidnightPrincess]

DYJLIW you break out your shorts from summer for the randomly nice weather... not only are they looser than they were, you find £60 in the pockets!

My luck seems to be changing haha

 

[ailly]

DYJLIW you break out your shorts from summer for the randomly nice weather... not only are they looser than they were, you find £60 in the pockets!

My luck seems to be changing haha

Love love love this! You lucky duck!

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[MidnightPrincess]

Love love love this! You lucky duck!

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I know! And I'm a student, how £60 managed to disappear at some point without me noticing I don't know! But I'm glad it's back haha

 

[ailly]

I know! And I'm a student, how £60 managed to disappear at some point without me noticing I don't know! But I'm glad it's back haha

You can treat yourself to a smaller pair of shorts!

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