Ever felt vindicated??????

Discussion in 'Lipotrim Forum' started by coccinella, 26 April 2008.

  1. coccinella

    coccinella Well-Known Member

    A couple of people feeling down at the moment so I thought I would start a post for people to add how they have ever 'got their own back' after being wronged.

    My story would be after my x husband had an affair and subsequently left the family home. We tried to keep it amicable for the kids sake and I allowed him to use my PC to type his CV as, at the time he was looking for a new job. What he didn't know was that, under the Professional Qualifications section, I added 'professional d#ick head' to the list. He struggled to get a job and I don't think he every noticed what I did. But hey it felt good at the time lol. Julia xx
  2. kellybelly

    kellybelly too hot to handle!!

    oh my god Julia,,that has made me laugh,,,so funny
  3. fattothin

    fattothin Well-Known Member

    :rotflmao:Only a women could do that, pure evil:eek: Excellent:D x
  4. ladylipo

    ladylipo Well-Known Member

    Good on ya girl, id hav wrote a lot worse tho lol
  5. will

    will Well-Known Member

    thats just brill made me lol


    Hi everyone !
    My friend broke up with her boyfriend as he had been two-timing her. She went to his flat with a spare key while he was at work and she sewed prawns into the hems of all of his curtains !!
    It was the middle of a hot summer too, so the smell must have been horrible !!!
  7. kellybelly

    kellybelly too hot to handle!!

    oh my god,,i have heard of that being done before,,good on her,,

    SO MUCH TO LOSE! Must do it this time

    My step dad had argued with me for nothing and sent me to bed(long time ago now)ANYWAY HE WENT TO BED AND CALLED ME TO GO GET HIM A PINT OF WATER(FLAMING CHEEK:eek:)i got it for him alright but not before i filled half from the toilet and the rest from the bathroom sink:sign0151:,he still does not know to this day!!!!
  9. BellyFlop

    BellyFlop Well-Known Member

    Many years back, I had a bf (who lent lots of money off me, that he never repaid) who cheated on me with an acquaintance, I found out and he went to live with her........anyway a year later, we bumped into one another in a club and fuelled by alcohol I ended up snogging him, taking him back to my flat and, well one thing led to another....anyway during the 'proceedings' I sobered up a little and I had a wicked idea...so I asked him could I tie him up....he said, Yes.....so I did, he was stark naked and then I went and fetched my flatmate and her bf (for moral support) from her room and........ my camera.......

    I took some snaps....then my mates bf threw my ex out into the communal hall, followed by his clothes! And I told him his gf (the one he cheated on me with) would be hearing from me soon...I didn't, but his face was a picture of shock and horror!

    I saw him in the pub a few days later, and he looked liked a rabbit caught in the headlights....last I heard, he had moved to Thailand!

  10. fattyfattybumbum

    fattyfattybumbum Well-Known Member

    Nice one guys revenge is sweet.
  11. fattothin

    fattothin Well-Known Member

    and I will never forgive you floppy belly . x
  12. kellybelly

    kellybelly too hot to handle!!

    lol fattothin
  13. BellyFlop

    BellyFlop Well-Known Member

    Shut Up, Chipolata Man!;)
  14. fattothin

    fattothin Well-Known Member

    chipolata, lol xxxx you know so different X
  15. BellyFlop

    BellyFlop Well-Known Member

    So, you want me to mention the touchy subject of your 'pickled onions' on here too?!!!:eek::eek:


    Good Gawd Garry, have you no dignity?!;)
  16. fattothin

    fattothin Well-Known Member

    Nope, but I do have standards! ;) xx
  17. BellyFlop

    BellyFlop Well-Known Member

    Me too, Gaz!

    That's why I could only look and not touch!;)

    You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear!
  18. Lynn8124

    Lynn8124 Well-Known Member

    Lol, remind me never to cross you lot!:eek: More tales of sweet revenge please! :angeldevil:
  19. coccinella

    coccinella Well-Known Member

    This wasn't me this time (honest!!), but I read that a girlfriend who had been cheated on got her own back by doing the following..... She let herself into her BF house just after he had left on a long weekend with the new GF. Armed with dozens of packets of mustard and cress she sprinkled them everywhere - over the bed, setee, carpet ect. She then watered them all liberally and whacked up the central heating before making a quick exit. Now, I thought that one was quite classy!! Mustard & Cress butty anyone????
  20. Bea

    Bea Back on the wagon!

    This is a great thread.....my Ex cheated on my with is partner's daughter (she was 18!)...anyhoo we had just bought new house and was setting up home so I was devasted. and blamed myself (how stupid was I).. he didnt know that I knew so I eventually coped onto myself. I got itching powder and rubbed it into his underwear and trousers (crotch area only)....he thought he'd caught VD!!!! Anyway I eventually dumped him.......

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