LOL I know. It takes a while for our taste buds to become accustomed to these products, the meals especially. Try the orange choc bar and the toffee and raisin bar. They're delicious. Taste like regular granola bars and they're a good size so you actually feel you've eaten. The sausage mix is a bit odd - today I mixed in some finely chopped onion and garlic and it improved the flavour. I added a whole egg, too, because after three weeks on TS you have to add 200 calories of low-carb food daily for one week. Tomorrow I'll try mixing half a pack of Exante egg mixture with half a pack of sausage mix, garlic and onion. It can't taste much worse Ha Ha. Once you see a big weight loss (and you will) you'll become dead keen on Exante.
If you mix a shake pack into a sort of batter and cook in the oven you get wee cakes which are said to taste much better than liquid shake. You can make cakes or scones (slightly thicker batter) with porridge packs, too x