Farmer Giles!!!

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  1. fatpossum

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    A little advice from "them wot knows": If you are going to indulge in the benefits of Dulcolax it is important to be aware that persistant use can result in the appearance of old 'Farmer Giles'!!!!

    There is no doubt that Dulcolax can be an essential on LL but one of the side effects of 'loose motions' (trying to be polite here :eek::eek::eek:) can be a sore botty - if you catch my drift?!!

    I have had to nip to the pharmacy this afternoon in order to obtain a tube of soothing wotsit!!!

    Not nice - so be careful!!
     
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    Took me a little while to work out what you were saying there, but got your drift. I swear by Germoloid - soothing and effective.
     
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    Hi DQ,

    Coincidentially it's not 15 minutes since I have 'ministered' to myself with said preparation!!

    The things we endure for beauty!
     
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    Hey DQ,

    Just checked out your photos - looking good!!!!! :wow:

    I don't expect that it's all down the the Germoloid though?!!!! :D I wish!
     
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    Thank you my dear - I must admit some of it is down to Preparation H!! :rotflmao:
     
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    .... Just nipping out to Boots!

    Cream or suppository or both?


    :D
     
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    I can't share ALL my secrets!!!!!





    Oh ok, suppositories!!! :rotflmao:
     
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    ' Can't wait!! :(
     
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    PMSL!!!! :rotflmao:
     
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