Friday! so here is your joke

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  1. onlyme!

    onlyme! is a naughty girl...

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    Remember can be rude, don't read if easily offended :) x

    A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives forward, SAVING him from sinking!
    A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again, and the chicken fell into a mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole." So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
    The moral of the story:
    If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks!


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  3. enlightenme2

    enlightenme2 Gold Member

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    Maan, where do you get these jokes?? this one is too funny!
     
  4. Anthony Smith

    Anthony Smith Slimmer 2010

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    Brilliant !
     
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    Cla!re Full Member

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    lol and so true too ;):D
     
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    minxie One day at a time!

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    lol:)
     
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    16to10 Now Maintaining :)

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    lol!

    Thanks for that. :)
     
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    yes where do you get these from!!
    they are great!
     
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    LOL LOVE IT!
     
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