funny email i recieved hope i dont offend anyone
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wiggybarber
Member
Ha ha....really funny..love it!!! 
Nikkis1412
Member
Fantastic, love it
monty1978
Full Member
GOTTA PEE
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to
go home.
The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned
that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed
hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:
'These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to
suspect the worst... my wife came home with no panties!!!'
'That's nothing' said the other husband,
'Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that
said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you"
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to
go home.
The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned
that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed
hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:
'These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to
suspect the worst... my wife came home with no panties!!!'
'That's nothing' said the other husband,
'Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that
said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you"
thunder_thighs
Full Member
That was the best i've heard in awhile, having a lil giggle here
