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[loobylou]

Sorry folks, heres another one, can't you tell that iv'e had loads of emails from friends, just wanted to pass some on. xxx Loobylou.

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)


(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

And the personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

 

[Louise24]

Hahahaha, they are brilliant. xx

 

[RUTHYJ357]

Cucking flasic!

 

[loobylou]

When i first read them they made me wissing pet myself. xxx Loobylou

 

[Nanny Jax]

This is a thread I started last night, cos it was so quiet on here, great minds think alike Looby! LOL http://www.minimins.com/slimming-world/43826-something-take-our-minds-off-sw.html

 

[loobylou]

Hi Nanny, i think No2 is Vatican. xxx loobylou

 

[Nanny Jax]

Looby I already gave the answers! and further down the thread I added some funnies lol

 

[loobylou]

Thanks Nanny, found them, We are of one brain. Yours have answers great. xxx Loobylou

 

[Taz]

I got loads of emails like that. Most are too un-PC to post on here though!