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hey all,
im going to a friends 40th birthday party next sat and need a good excuse as to why im not drinking. (i am usually the one at the bar all nite lol..!!)
diets such as CD are not really heard of much or understood here in ireland. theres actually only 2 CDCs in the whole of the north. we're a nation of spud lovers lol. and when i tell people i'm on a diet they tell me not to be silly as 'ur fine the way u are'...grrrr..!!
so i dont wanna tell people im on a diet and i def dont want to tell them im on CD. and our wee local bar doesnt sell coke zero so im stuck that way.
all i can think of is to tell them im recovering from a kidney infection and can only drink water (even fizzy water??) i hate telling fibs but the sheer mention of 'shake diet' will open a can of worms. and us irish are renowned for our love of a tipple so i know if i was just to say i was on a diet they'd practically pour it down my throat. whereas if my excuse is medical related it would shut them up straight away lol.
any ideas from any of u guys???
im going to a friends 40th birthday party next sat and need a good excuse as to why im not drinking. (i am usually the one at the bar all nite lol..!!)
diets such as CD are not really heard of much or understood here in ireland. theres actually only 2 CDCs in the whole of the north. we're a nation of spud lovers lol. and when i tell people i'm on a diet they tell me not to be silly as 'ur fine the way u are'...grrrr..!!
so i dont wanna tell people im on a diet and i def dont want to tell them im on CD. and our wee local bar doesnt sell coke zero so im stuck that way.
all i can think of is to tell them im recovering from a kidney infection and can only drink water (even fizzy water??) i hate telling fibs but the sheer mention of 'shake diet' will open a can of worms. and us irish are renowned for our love of a tipple so i know if i was just to say i was on a diet they'd practically pour it down my throat. whereas if my excuse is medical related it would shut them up straight away lol.
any ideas from any of u guys???