Too upset / embarrassed to even show up with my usual name (yeah I know it's not strictly allowed but pleas have mercy and I'll delete this name later today :cry
I don't want to gross anyone out or put anyone off this marvellous diet because it's the best thing since toffee bars as far as I'm concerned, lifesaver, but something horrible just happened.
I just lost control of my bowels totally, everywhere. TMI so pls don't read on if this stuff upsets you. I didn't even make it to the bathroom (am at home thank god). I've just spent 30 minutes trying to clean up, clean myself up - it was like a shot from a horror movie. I've dealt with baby nappies in the past but this is an adult and I've never had that experience before, even with 'the runs', never seen anything like it - I had zero control or warning. MY DH and I are pretty open/jokey about bodily functions but I was terrified he'd come upstairs because the whole thing was so beyond-the-pale gross and out of control - am sat here nest to him typing and haven't even told him
I'm terrified now because I'm due to fly somewhere for work at the end of the week taking only my work case. What the hell will I do if it happened on the plane or taxi or at the meeting or ANYWHERE? I could barely 'clear up' at home in the bathroom with cleaning materials and change of clothes and I have to be at this meeting!
I don't think this is an upset tummy as I feel very well... I've been constipated for a while, took Movicol a few days ago but have 'been' normally since then, drinking 4 litres a day as usual ... a bar or two in the week ... doing nothing differently ....
Feel like a baby and so humiliated and worried I might humiliate myself in public
Please, please, any advice - has anyone had this experience, is there anything I can take to stop this happening again (was going to start P. husks laster today, would they help or make it worse?)
Sorry everyone for the pity-fest and the grossness - I don't know where else to ask advice ... CDC is lovely but feel this is TMI even for her
I don't want to gross anyone out or put anyone off this marvellous diet because it's the best thing since toffee bars as far as I'm concerned, lifesaver, but something horrible just happened.
I just lost control of my bowels totally, everywhere. TMI so pls don't read on if this stuff upsets you. I didn't even make it to the bathroom (am at home thank god). I've just spent 30 minutes trying to clean up, clean myself up - it was like a shot from a horror movie. I've dealt with baby nappies in the past but this is an adult and I've never had that experience before, even with 'the runs', never seen anything like it - I had zero control or warning. MY DH and I are pretty open/jokey about bodily functions but I was terrified he'd come upstairs because the whole thing was so beyond-the-pale gross and out of control - am sat here nest to him typing and haven't even told him
I'm terrified now because I'm due to fly somewhere for work at the end of the week taking only my work case. What the hell will I do if it happened on the plane or taxi or at the meeting or ANYWHERE? I could barely 'clear up' at home in the bathroom with cleaning materials and change of clothes and I have to be at this meeting!
I don't think this is an upset tummy as I feel very well... I've been constipated for a while, took Movicol a few days ago but have 'been' normally since then, drinking 4 litres a day as usual ... a bar or two in the week ... doing nothing differently ....
Feel like a baby and so humiliated and worried I might humiliate myself in public
Please, please, any advice - has anyone had this experience, is there anything I can take to stop this happening again (was going to start P. husks laster today, would they help or make it worse?)
Sorry everyone for the pity-fest and the grossness - I don't know where else to ask advice ... CDC is lovely but feel this is TMI even for her