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MissPiggyFi

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#1
There's nowt so queer as folk, so they say...

This tickled me on MSN 'news' this morning

Man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his 'wife', after he was caught in a compromising position with the creature.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars (£25) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi told a local newspaper that he heard a loud noise late at night and rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi added.
 
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#5
LMFAO:D :D :D


Just what i needed to read to make me smile:D
 
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#6
Poor chap... must have been desperate to do it with a goat?! Obviously wasnt getting any at home LMAO! Having said that, poor goat ....
 

flirty40greeneyes

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#7
Wonder how the goat felt about having to marry him???!!! Surely RSPCA would have something to say on that??!!
 
#9
:D:D:D:D:D:D That's made my day :D:D:D:D:D:D
 


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