I recieved this in an email today

Discussion in 'Lighter Life Forum' started by RecoveringChocaholic, 16 August 2008.

  1. RecoveringChocaholic

    RecoveringChocaholic I'm going to be slim

    and thought I'd share it with you it made me laugh Have a good day:D

    A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's.........

    I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

    Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
  2. HCM

    HCM Well-Known Member

    :giggle:Very good!
  3. bexnkev

    bexnkev Well-Known Member

    lol - that's very amusing :cool:
  4. MsJMC

    MsJMC Strong women stay slim

    It was almost as good as the one I got in my Email hehe , Almost ok lol
  5. Blonde Logic

    Blonde Logic Yes. You can.

    LOL - thanks for the laugh RC!!! :D
  6. Barb

    Barb Well-Known Member

    OMG - that is one of the best ever. DH nearly cried laughing too!
  7. My~Turn~Now

    My~Turn~Now Well-Known Member

    hehe :) made my morning
  8. annaphylactic

    annaphylactic Guess who's back...?

    Hahahahahaha... sounds like the kind of thing i'd say - lol - I hate people that ask such stoooooopidly obvious questions!!! Lol. Good one, I'll remember that... made me smile :) Thank you! x
  9. Allylottolose

    Allylottolose Well-Known Member

    hahahahahahaha!!!!! Very funny! xx
  10. alibalibee

    alibalibee gym bunny


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