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I recieved this in an email today

#1
and thought I'd share it with you it made me laugh Have a good day:D

A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's.........




I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
 
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MsJMC

Strong women stay slim
#4
It was almost as good as the one I got in my Email hehe , Almost ok lol
 

Barb

Gold Member
#6
OMG - that is one of the best ever. DH nearly cried laughing too!
 

annaphylactic

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#8
Hahahahahaha... sounds like the kind of thing i'd say - lol - I hate people that ask such stoooooopidly obvious questions!!! Lol. Good one, I'll remember that... made me smile :) Thank you! x
 
#9
hahahahahahaha!!!!! Very funny! xx
 


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