I recieved this in an email today

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  1. RecoveringChocaholic

    RecoveringChocaholic I'm going to be slim

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    and thought I'd share it with you it made me laugh Have a good day:D

    A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's.........




    I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

    Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
     
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    :giggle:Very good!
     
  4. bexnkev

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    lol - that's very amusing :cool:
     
  5. MsJMC

    MsJMC Strong women stay slim

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    It was almost as good as the one I got in my Email hehe , Almost ok lol
     
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    Blonde Logic Yes. You can.

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    LOL - thanks for the laugh RC!!! :D
     
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    OMG - that is one of the best ever. DH nearly cried laughing too!
     
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    hehe :) made my morning
     
  9. annaphylactic

    annaphylactic Guess who's back...?

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    Hahahahahaha... sounds like the kind of thing i'd say - lol - I hate people that ask such stoooooopidly obvious questions!!! Lol. Good one, I'll remember that... made me smile :) Thank you! x
     
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    hahahahahahaha!!!!! Very funny! xx
     
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