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Joke sent in my Email

MsJMC

Strong women stay slim
#1
I have promised to shop at Asda from now on.........................


This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office
to a customer in
Oxford :

Dear Mrs. Murray,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the
Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering
banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband
stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our
surveillance cameras:

1. June 15:
Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2:
Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.

3. July 7:
Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
feminine products aisle.

4. July 19:
Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 14:
Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
area.

6. September 15:
Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor
gas stove.

7. September 23:
When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he
began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me
alone?'

8. October 4:
Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. November 10:
While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

10. December 3:
Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
'Mission Impossible' theme.

11. December 6:
In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna
look' using different size funnels.

12. December 18:
Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled
'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

13. December 21:
When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed
the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices
again.'
And; last, but not least:

14. December 23:
Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while;
then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
 
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MsJMC

Strong women stay slim
#3
Reading it I thought it was a Joke but its not ho lol
 

MsJMC

Strong women stay slim
#8
lol , Taz , but did you grow out of it lol
 

MsJMC

Strong women stay slim
#10
good for you ! I think you have to be a little crazy sometimes !
 


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