Joke. Weight loss program

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  1. KD

    KD Gone fishing

    Diet:
    Was Cambridge, now maintaining
    A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

    She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads , "If you can catch me, you can have me."

    Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing,he finally gives up.

    The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

    He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

    The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

    Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while before he can continue, so for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

    Much to his delight on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

    He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

    "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

    The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,

    "If I catch you, you're mine."
     
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  3. dizzy-n-mizzy

    dizzy-n-mizzy Not dieting ATM!

    Diet:
    Together we lost 8 stone on CD.
    Good one! Poor Guy.

    Dizzy x
     
  4. DQ

    DQ Queen of the Damned

    Can we get this set up down in Brighton please?!! ;)
     
  5. Dom1979

    Dom1979 Gold Member

    I'm sure we already do, somewhere! It IS Brighton after all!
     
  6. ~lisa~

    ~lisa~ Full Member

    Diet:
    CD
    Oh god, that was cute!!
     
  7. DQ

    DQ Queen of the Damned

    PMSL!! You are so right!! :p
     
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