Just a Pound :)

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  1. LucyLou

    LucyLou Silver Member

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    A poem about a little pound

    Only A Pound
    Hello. Do you know me?
    If you don't you should.
    I'm a pound of fat, and i'm the happiest pound of fat that you would ever want to meet.
    Want to know why?
    It's because no one ever wants to lose me.
    I'm only one pound, just a pound. Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds or fifteen pounds but never only one,
    so i just stick around and happily keep you fat.
    Then i add to myself ever so slyly, that you never seem to notice it, that is until i've grown to ten, twenty or even more pounds in weight.
    Yes it's fun being only one pound of fat, left to do as I please.
    So when you weigh in, keep right on saying "oh, I only lost one pound"
    (as if it is such a terrible thing!)
    For you see, if you do this you'll encourage others to keep me around because they will think i'm not worth losing.
    And I Love being around you, around your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you.
    Happy days!!! After all, i'm only one pound of fat!!!!
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  3. Sambucca

    Sambucca Gold Member

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    Brilliant. Ive seen that on here before - I think it was by Karion Dieting (but may be wrong)
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