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Just for fun.......

Go to Google.... type in your name and the word needs
'______ needs' then post on here the first 2 or 3 on the list.

ok... here goes kicking this off:

1. Lesley needs more activity and the state is paying to assign a staff member to her on a one to one basis every day for a couple hours.
ooooo I wish!!! ;)

[SIZE=-1]2. lesley needs laughs to power her hoverfleet[/SIZE]
well doesn't everyone? :D

3. Lesley needs to learn to choose her words carefully
:eek:oh.... I'll shut up then :rolleyes:

Go'on give it a try.....
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Intuitive Eater
Mine is bizarre:

The cat needs feeding
Dick needs clean underwear :eek: (how rude is that?!)
Anne Marie needs more clothes



Regular Member
Wez needs to chime in on this Do I??
wez needs to go far, far away! Oh dear, it's glum reading.
where iz yous when wez needs youz? I think I went far, far away!

Kept me entertained...


Intuitive Eater
Okay, I did it this time in between apostrophes:

Jane needs a shot of adrenaline
Jane needs help
Jane needs a home

or my alter ego:

Janey needs a shooter
Janey needs a shooter
Janey needs a shooter

Oh okay, I guess I need a shooter?!!! :D


Silver Member
[SIZE=-1]Mandy needs little introduction, having established herself as one of the funniest and most frequently pregnant comics in the local area. ...
[/SIZE]pregnant....errr i dont think so

Mandy needs a 6 ft fence as she can sail over 4 ft fences
of course :confused:

2. Mandy needs a thorough physical examination and some tests


Gone fishing
Karion needs a work plan to cater for her childish needs:clap: (or something like that)

Karion needs to have her pc removed immediately:wave_cry: (that was from minimins:eek:)

Karion needs to take her jeans off (minimins again!)

Okay...not the first 3, but the only ones that made sense:confused: :D


Working My Way to Thin!
Not sure if I have got this right, but here goes ...

Sue's needs are well beyond her means and that is why this appeal has been launched :(
This is obviously a direct appeal from my Credit Card company to support all my QVC purchases

Sue needs to go back to school to learn the basics of 'What Not to Wear' :mad:
If I want to wear electric green trousers with an orange polka dotted purple top then I will do!!

Sue needs a good home. She's got too big says new landlord, she's about 38lbs, 19 inches from floor to shoulder, has been spayed and has had all the shots :eek:
By my reckoning I have lost all my weight then!:), stupid Landlord doesn't know what he is talking about, mind you I appear to have shrunk by 3 inches and have some bits missing :eek:
Im not sure I like this!!

Sandy needs a girlfriend!

I dont think so!

Sandy needs killed real soon

Again, no thanks

Sandy needs a solution

Yeah thatll be to the getting killed issue!


Youre not kidding!!

Sandy needs a good home where she'll get lots of love

Throw in a handsome man to that and now youre talking ;)
Ok i did it and got.......

John needs operation after hooker bites penis.......

which was bad enough, but then i decided to do "looks like" and got

John looks like something out of Deliverance......

Not my day is it.......

Helen needs a cookie!!!! Clearly

Helen needs a bigger trophy case!!! For all my tropies of course

Helen needs to be put out to pasture!! Worryingly this one included my full name!!!

Helen needs stem cell therapy! I knew it!!!
Debbie needs a saddle - Think hubby might be slightly distrubed by this one!

Debbie needs a break - Self-explanatory after the saddle incident!

Debbie needs to give it up - whatever 'it' is (could be something do do with a saddle).
This IS fun

Kathy needs...to give herself some credit

Better if the bank would though

Kathy needs...to be back on the red carpet

Didn't know I was ever off it?

Kathy needs...all the support she can get

And that's what minimins is for!


Silver Member
Rachel needs to have blush that is very bright and colorful.
//After being sick this morning I s'pose I do!!

Rachel Needs Some Good Thoughts
//I really really do!

And Rachel needs help
//Of what sort tho?

Rachel strives to be the best she can be
//I'm getting there, honestly!

Rachel needs more caffeine
//You can never have enough!!

Lol!!! All very true today!! :D

Carol needs a nickname

Ok, got one thank you! lol Would just like the man it belongs to;)

Carol needs to be alert during and after delivery, to the extent medically possible.

Alert? Me? Only when I'm driving! The rest of the time I like sleeping!

Carol needs to lighten up

That's so true it's scary! I DO need to learn to relax and not be so easily stressed.

Carol needs teapots

Thanks but no thanks:D

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