blue_grapefruit
Gold Member
And so it begins. i WILL spam this forum until i get my own way - I WANT A KD DIARY!!!
help me kids xxx
help me kids xxx
How are you today?
Not much...now let me seeWhat you done so far?
See - the time you took to rep me could have been a WHOLE diary entry
Love ya xxx
Fine!!
Not much...now let me see
6:00 shower etc. Put on first load of washing. Whisky mouthwash (for immediate relief of toothache) followed by pain killers for long term relief.
7:00 give piano lesson
7:35 go for walk
8:00 Brekki (smoothie concoction)
8:15 put some of washing in tumble drier. Tumble drier not working L. Fiddle with tumble drier
8:30 Discuss with DS1 best way to avoid roomba at 3:00am when slightly worse for wear after a night out with friends.
8:45 Give piano lesson
9:15 Give maths lesson and discuss details with parent
10:00 Chat to DS2 about sex
10:25 Put washing on line.
10:28 Bring washing in from line (rain)
10:30 Take tumble drier apart
10:45 Take neighbours dog for a walk
11:15 Whisky mouthwash:clap: and pain killers
11:17 Put tumble drier together again.
11:45 Take tumble drier apart
12:00 (getting quicker at taking td apart :clap: Sort family computer out as it kept freezing
12:10 Lunch. 2 eggs on buttered toast. Grilled pineapple and greek yog
12:30 Give lesson
1:00 Glue tumble drier together again.
1:30 Break time to sit and pick glue from fingers whilst replying to emails.
1:45 Put next load of washing whilst listening to DS1 on guitar :clap: Tidy kitchen, unload dishwasher, sort wet washing, answer door, sort post, do some filing.
2:00 Wake DH and confess to having done nothing so far today….(quicker than telling him what I’ve done )
Inbetween all that, quick forum visits.
Just about to have a play at a new graphic I’m doing, then will probably go to shops to buy a converter for scooba
There. Boring diaries such as mine have been known to drill easily through the thickest part of the skull and destroy its contents. You have been warned
Red bits need attention and explaining.- why the FREAK are you giving lessons at the crack of ar$e?
Avoiding roomba - tie a dyson to the cat - told you before!
DS2 is now 16 (birfday last Monday). Been going out with girlfriend for 2 years. Will need to pm you details as to why I talk about sex with him at every opportunityDS2 about sex? ooooh, i love it!
Who else throughly enjoyed that?? :clap:
Punishment for lack of practice
This is why i gave up playing instruments. Evil music teachers
Mislaid cat. DS1 has 3 rats...do you reckon that will work?
Yes, like a husky team
DS2 is now 16 (birfday last Monday). Been going out with girlfriend for 2 years. Will need to pm you details as to why I talk about sex with him at every opportunity
Awww, 16? i was bad bad bad around then!
Just you I'm afraid. Told you you were weird
i BET others loved it too. Kitteh is in the bath but she would love it!
xxxx
This is why i gave up playing instruments. Evil music teachers
Thats what my teacher said -
mwahahahaha!!!!