KD - please start a diary (12/04/08)

[blue_grapefruit]

And so it begins. i WILL spam this forum until i get my own way - I WANT A KD DIARY!!!


help me kids xxx

 

[KD]

You are nuts. How can I ever feel alone when you're stalking me Leah

No time for diaries these days though

 

[blue_grapefruit]

but PLENTY of time for stalking.

there will be another one tomorrow, you know i mean it. BEst find time for a diary eh? lol!

How are you today? What you done so far? See - the time you took to rep me could have been a WHOLE diary entry

Love ya xxx

 

[Kitteh]

so. this is SKDs new diary huh? *looks around*.. its nice.. nice and homely in here for you..

x x

 

[Porgeous]

ooo go on KD, you know you wanna

 

[KD]

How are you today?

Fine!!

What you done so far?

Not much...now let me see

6:00 shower etc. Put on first load of washing. Whisky mouthwash (for immediate relief of toothache) followed by pain killers for long term relief.
7:00 give piano lesson
7:35 go for walk
8:00 Brekki (smoothie concoction)
8:15 put some of washing in tumble drier. Tumble drier not working L. Fiddle with tumble drier
8:30 Discuss with DS1 best way to avoid roomba at 3:00am when slightly worse for wear after a night out with friends.
8:45 Give piano lesson
9:15 Give maths lesson and discuss details with parent
10:00 Chat to DS2 about sex
10:25 Put washing on line.
10:28 Bring washing in from line (rain)
10:30 Take tumble drier apart
10:45 Take neighbours dog for a walk
11:15 Whisky mouthwash:clap: and pain killers
11:17 Put tumble drier together again.
11:45 Take tumble drier apart
12:00 (getting quicker at taking td apart :clap: Sort family computer out as it kept freezing
12:10 Lunch. 2 eggs on buttered toast. Grilled pineapple and greek yog
12:30 Give lesson
1:00 Glue tumble drier together again.
1:30 Break time to sit and pick glue from fingers whilst replying to emails.
1:45 Put next load of washing whilst listening to DS1 on guitar :clap: Tidy kitchen, unload dishwasher, sort wet washing, answer door, sort post, do some filing.
2:00 Wake DH and confess to having done nothing so far today….(quicker than telling him what I’ve done )

Inbetween all that, quick forum visits.

Just about to have a play at a new graphic I’m doing, then will probably go to shops to buy a converter for scooba



There. Boring diaries such as mine have been known to drill easily through the thickest part of the skull and destroy its contents. You have been warned

See - the time you took to rep me could have been a WHOLE diary entry

Love ya xxx

 

[KD]

Oh, and added up yesterday's calories. Don't do that often, was just interested.

1750. That'll do :clap:

change of plans with the playing with graphics...need to do some cooking. Beef curry for a month (to freeze) and pineapple upside down cake for today :clap:

 

[blue_grapefruit]

Fine!!
Not much...now let me see

6:00 shower etc. Put on first load of washing. Whisky mouthwash (for immediate relief of toothache) followed by pain killers for long term relief.
7:00 give piano lesson
7:35 go for walk
8:00 Brekki (smoothie concoction)
8:15 put some of washing in tumble drier. Tumble drier not working L. Fiddle with tumble drier
8:30 Discuss with DS1 best way to avoid roomba at 3:00am when slightly worse for wear after a night out with friends.
8:45 Give piano lesson
9:15 Give maths lesson and discuss details with parent
10:00 Chat to DS2 about sex
10:25 Put washing on line.
10:28 Bring washing in from line (rain)
10:30 Take tumble drier apart
10:45 Take neighbours dog for a walk
11:15 Whisky mouthwash:clap: and pain killers
11:17 Put tumble drier together again.
11:45 Take tumble drier apart
12:00 (getting quicker at taking td apart :clap: Sort family computer out as it kept freezing
12:10 Lunch. 2 eggs on buttered toast. Grilled pineapple and greek yog
12:30 Give lesson
1:00 Glue tumble drier together again.
1:30 Break time to sit and pick glue from fingers whilst replying to emails.
1:45 Put next load of washing whilst listening to DS1 on guitar :clap: Tidy kitchen, unload dishwasher, sort wet washing, answer door, sort post, do some filing.
2:00 Wake DH and confess to having done nothing so far today….(quicker than telling him what I’ve done )

Inbetween all that, quick forum visits.

Just about to have a play at a new graphic I’m doing, then will probably go to shops to buy a converter for scooba



There. Boring diaries such as mine have been known to drill easily through the thickest part of the skull and destroy its contents. You have been warned

Red bits need attention and explaining.- why the FREAK are you giving lessons at the crack of ar$e? Avoiding roomba - tie a dyson to the cat - told you before! DS2 about sex? ooooh, i love it!

Who else throughly enjoyed that?? :clap:

 

[KD]

Red bits need attention and explaining.- why the FREAK are you giving lessons at the crack of ar$e?

Punishment for lack of practice

Avoiding roomba - tie a dyson to the cat - told you before!

Mislaid cat. DS1 has 3 rats...do you reckon that will work?

DS2 about sex? ooooh, i love it!

DS2 is now 16 (birfday last Monday). Been going out with girlfriend for 2 years. Will need to pm you details as to why I talk about sex with him at every opportunity

Who else throughly enjoyed that?? :clap:

Just you I'm afraid. Told you you were weird

 

[blue_grapefruit]

Punishment for lack of practice
This is why i gave up playing instruments. Evil music teachers

Mislaid cat. DS1 has 3 rats...do you reckon that will work?
Yes, like a husky team


DS2 is now 16 (birfday last Monday). Been going out with girlfriend for 2 years. Will need to pm you details as to why I talk about sex with him at every opportunity
Awww, 16? i was bad bad bad around then!


Just you I'm afraid. Told you you were weird
i BET others loved it too. Kitteh is in the bath but she would love it!

xxxx

 

[KD]

xxxx

Gawd...don't you just hate it when people use colours and don't quote correctly.

Bad Leah. Report to office later.

This is why i gave up playing instruments. Evil music teachers

Correct :clap: He won't give up though. Nice lad. Aged 13, grade 8 He's not allowed to give up. Permission not granted

 

[blue_grapefruit]

Thats what my teacher said -

mwahahahaha!!!!

 

[KD]

Thats what my teacher said -

mwahahahaha!!!!

Ah, but I have a talent of getting my own way. Besides, he loves coming too much No objection to the 7:00am lesson :clap:

 

[blue_grapefruit]

note to KD - this person is a nerd. I may start playing guitar again this summer. See if i can find someone to buy me an electro acoustic. My acoustic is trusty old, but rubbish, my electric is worth too much money to play (handed down to me, made out of 1 solid piece of wood, don't like touching it). My 12 string hurts my fingers, my bass is a sexy colour and matches my bedroom wall

 

[Kitteh]

you're right leah.. i did enjoy it.. the roomba thing made me laugh.. i can so imagine coming in and tripping over it.. lol.. also.. 7.am?? are you for real? sheesh.. upside down cake.. omg.. yummy.. why did you have to glue the tumble drier??

awesome stuff SKD.. keep it up..

x x