Ladies - have a giggle!

[k-nine]

Just sent to me by my hubbie:-

[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Classes for Men at [/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']THE [/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']ADULT LEARNING CENTRE [/FONT]

[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED [/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']By Monday, Oct 30, 2007 [/FONT]

[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL [/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED! TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. [/FONT]

[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Class 1 [/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. [/FONT]
[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM . [/FONT]​

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[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Class 2 [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. [/FONT]​

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[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Class 3 [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. [/FONT]​

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[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Class 4 [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. [/FONT]​

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[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Class 5 [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video. [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM [/FONT]​

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[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Class 6 [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups. [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM [/FONT]​

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[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Class 7 [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'].
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. [/FONT]​

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[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Class 8 [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes. [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. [/FONT]​

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[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Class 9 [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. [/FONT]​

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[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Class 10 [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations. [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours. [/FONT]​

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[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Class 11 [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
On-line Classes and role-playing [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'].
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined [/FONT]​

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[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Class 12 [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM . [/FONT]​

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[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Class 13 [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. [/FONT]​

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[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']Class 14 [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration. [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. [/FONT][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']

Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all the ladies for the best chuckle of their day [/FONT]​

 

[k-nine]

Oh no, why has it done that?? Shall I try again. It is good.
K9
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[k-nine]

No, I can't change it - sorry folks. Obviously my IT skills are sadly lacking.
K9
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