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becky85 said:
wanabees haha dont make us laugh. women will always be better than men
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:D Example please, dont say cooking, all the best chefs are men, designers, Drivers so on and so forth :p ooh i win :D
 
Ok here's a few :)We don’t have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man
Our friends don’t pick on us if we aren’t sleeping with anyone
Men don’t know what our ‘girl talk’ is all about (and I’m not gonna tell you)
An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just ****ed
Women know how fake it
Women look better naked
Women don’t have to worry about not being able to get it up
An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night
Women’s conversations generally consist of more than just “uh huh, yep ok then bye”
Women don’t need an excuse to be in a bad mood
The remote control is not an extension of ourselves
Women are sexier
We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!
 
becky85 said:
Ok here's a few :)We don’t have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man
Our friends don’t pick on us if we aren’t sleeping with anyone
Men don’t know what our ‘girl talk’ is all about (and I’m not gonna tell you)
An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just ****ed
Women know how fake it
Women look better naked
Women don’t have to worry about not being able to get it up
An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night
Women’s conversations generally consist of more than just “uh huh, yep ok then bye”
Women don’t need an excuse to be in a bad mood
The remote control is not an extension of ourselves
Women are sexier
We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!
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:D Ah but men are not obsessed by shoes shopping, hair products, we dont use wonder bras to decieve the oposite sex, we dont mind if you tell us to sleep on the sofa, its like camping to us, we wont even try to understand your girlie talk, most of it is nonsence ( I have seen Loose women on tv), yes a vegatable or bunny might give you pleasure, but it cant give you a hug afterwards, your nearly always in a bad mood, your only approachable one week in every month, your either On, just comming on, or just come off, so we have no chance so we dont bother, we have mastered the art of nodding and saying yep uha whilst still watching football, its called multi tasking :D i can go on but women are from venus and men are from mars, so im not going there :p when you can write your own name in the snow then come back to me with a useful arguement:rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
Allan G said:
:D Ah but men are not obsessed by shoes shopping, hair products, we dont use wonder bras to decieve the oposite sex, we dont mind if you tell us to sleep on the sofa, its like camping to us, we wont even try to understand your girlie talk, most of it is nonsence ( I have seen Loose women on tv), yes a vegatable or bunny might give you pleasure, but it cant give you a hug afterwards, your nearly always in a bad mood, your only approachable one week in every month, your either On, just comming on, or just come off, so we have no chance so we dont bother, we have mastered the art of nodding and saying yep uha whilst still watching football, its called multi tasking :D i can go on but women are from venus and men are from mars, so im not going there :p when you can write your own name in the snow then come back to me with a useful arguement:rolleyes::rolleyes:
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YAWNNNNN..........all of a sudden im really BORED!!!!
1. we can be more affectionate.
2. we can kiss another woman and it's not a big deal, it's even kinda intriguing.
3. we get to wear delicious-tasting lipgloss, none of the medicinal smelling man chapstick crap.
4. we get to make tremendous amounts of noise with our shoes.
5. we get to have coffee dates to chat with friends and it's perfectly normal.
6. we get to put candles wherever we want.
7. we can wear black knee-high boots.
8. when we orgasm no one notices.
9. similarly, there's nothing to clean up.
10. when we're aroused we don't have to stay seated. we can walk around freely and horny
11. it's ok for us to talk about nice clothes
12. we just naturally smell better
13 when we have ice cream dripping down our chin, it's sexy.. not sloppy.
14. we can smell like vanilla
15. she who controls the va-jay-jay controls all of man
16. we can practice great hygiene without being considered metrosexual.
17. we get to put our **** in guys pockets because our pants are tight.
18. we look good naked.
19. boobs. all the time.
20. we have the flexibility to look conservative, trashy, sexy, dorky, cute, etc. guys just look bad, ok, or nice.
21. if we're eating a cookie and it crumbles a bit, we catch it with our boobs and can still eat it without getting germs from the ground on it.
22. we don't have to spend hours in the gym to get ripped. if we want, we don't have to go at all.
23. we look better in guys' work shirts, on their motorcycles, wearing their jerseys, in tighty whities, with glasses.
24. we don't have to be in a band or emo in order to wear tight pants or make up.
25. we can order a triple grande half caf dry sugar free raspberry mocha capuccino without being THAT guy.
26. we don't get made fun of for not knowing how to drive a stick, but it's ****in cool when we can.
27. we can drive a small sports car and no one will say that we're compensating.
28. ladies nights
29. we can dance by ourselves without being a tool
30. we get to birth human life. guys, you just get to sit and watch. good boy.
 
becky85 said:
YAWNNNNN..........all of a sudden im really BORED!!!!
1. we can be more affectionate.
2. we can kiss another woman and it's not a big deal, it's even kinda intriguing.
3. we get to wear delicious-tasting lipgloss, none of the medicinal smelling man chapstick crap.
4. we get to make tremendous amounts of noise with our shoes.
5. we get to have coffee dates to chat with friends and it's perfectly normal.
6. we get to put candles wherever we want.
7. we can wear black knee-high boots.
8. when we orgasm no one notices.
9. similarly, there's nothing to clean up.
10. when we're aroused we don't have to stay seated. we can walk around freely and horny
11. it's ok for us to talk about nice clothes
12. we just naturally smell better
13 when we have ice cream dripping down our chin, it's sexy.. not sloppy.
14. we can smell like vanilla
15. she who controls the va-jay-jay controls all of man
16. we can practice great hygiene without being considered metrosexual.
17. we get to put our **** in guys pockets because our pants are tight.
18. we look good naked.
19. boobs. all the time.
20. we have the flexibility to look conservative, trashy, sexy, dorky, cute, etc. guys just look bad, ok, or nice.
21. if we're eating a cookie and it crumbles a bit, we catch it with our boobs and can still eat it without getting germs from the ground on it.
22. we don't have to spend hours in the gym to get ripped. if we want, we don't have to go at all.
23. we look better in guys' work shirts, on their motorcycles, wearing their jerseys, in tighty whities, with glasses.
24. we don't have to be in a band or emo in order to wear tight pants or make up.
25. we can order a triple grande half caf dry sugar free raspberry mocha capuccino without being THAT guy.
26. we don't get made fun of for not knowing how to drive a stick, but it's ****in cool when we can.
27. we can drive a small sports car and no one will say that we're compensating.
28. ladies nights
29. we can dance by ourselves without being a tool
30. we get to birth human life. guys, you just get to sit and watch. good boy.
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:D And you point is??? i have been with my wife for 21years, nearly as long as you have been alive, so this is not a new argument at the end of the day, one cant live without the other, and anyone who says different is a liar. And im still champion of this thread :D
 
and I've been with my hubby just over 22 years, and your point it?
 
ooo got company, got to go, but will be back to reclaim my crown x
 
ohhhh someone is getting a bit tetchy!!!!
as ive told you before allan as long as im around you wont be champion of this thread....
 
becky85 said:
ohhhh someone is getting a bit tetchy!!!!
as ive told you before allan as long as im around you wont be champion of this thread....
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:D No one isnt, i have had this old argument with carol and many others on thie site in the past, and the thread belongs to MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! :D :p:p
 
Allan G said:
:D No one isnt, i have had this old argument with carol and many others on thie site in the past, and the thread belongs to MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! :D :p:p
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awww poor allan i think you get a hard time on here. im gonna try and be nice from now on :) but i still win right?:D
 
becky85 said:
awww poor allan i think you get a hard time on here. im gonna try and be nice from now on :) but i still win right?:D
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:D Im a pigheaded thick skinned male who will dominate this thread till i die :p
 
evening everyone
 
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